Freaky Friday

Went to the doctor for my sinus infection,
gave me a steroid shot with good intentions,
woke up today with a mustache and beard,
my voice an octave lower which I feared,

Am going to work soon with my new look,
wonder if they'll think I'm an incognito kook,
hopefully they'll accept my new hirsutism and voice,
because frankly I don't think they have much of a choice!!




2-10-17
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Robinson Jr. Avatar
February 14, 2017 at 1:19 PM
LOL! Can't stop laughing, Cheryl. That says it all about this wonderful poem. Love your wit and rhyme on this classic chuckler. Love and peace to you, dear.
Hoffman Avatar
February 14, 2017 at 6:57 PM
Glad made you laugh Freddie! Thanks for kind comment and visit~L & P~Che:)
Flats Avatar
February 13, 2017 at 9:09 AM
:-):-):-). Send photos please! ;-). huggabiscuits ~ john
Hoffman Avatar
February 13, 2017 at 9:37 AM
Lol, thank God this is a fictional write or I'd go into hiding! Thanks for kind comment and visit John!~Che :)
Melugin Avatar
February 13, 2017 at 9:05 AM
Those darn Doctors! Fun read and well written Cheryl,, chuck
Hoffman Avatar
February 13, 2017 at 9:36 AM
Lol; I know I didn't go in for a sex change!! Thanks for kind comment and visit Chuck~Che :)
Canerdy Avatar
February 12, 2017 at 9:28 PM
A 7 for your entertaining poem, Cheryl! Janice
Hoffman Avatar
February 12, 2017 at 9:33 PM
Thanks so much Janice; I appreciate your kind comment and 7!~Che :)
Ball Avatar
February 12, 2017 at 2:09 PM
Ooohoohoohoo! Think I'd call in very very VERY sick. Then high tail it back to the doctor. Great job here Cheryl. God Bless, JB
Hoffman Avatar
February 12, 2017 at 2:18 PM
I know, realistically I'd be too embarrassed to go to work looking and sounding like that, lol! Thanks for kind comment and visit Judy!~Che :)
Turner Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 4:18 PM
Kinky:) Lol I love it. Thanks for the belly laugh, Mrs Cheryl:)
Hoffman Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 5:04 PM
Glad you liked it and got a laugh out of it Daniel! Thanks for kind comment and visit~Che :)
Hauser  Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 9:54 AM
Hahaha!
Hoffman Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 5:02 PM
Glad made you laugh Mike!~Che :)
Poteet Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 8:39 AM
Funny piece to start my day here at PS. You sound like a laid back kind of poet. Went to the dentist Wednesday for what I feared would be another crown and found out I already have a crown on that tooth. My memory is failing me. Who can forget a crown?
Hoffman Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 5:01 PM
I'm glad you liked it Reason; that is funny about your tooth already having a crown on it! Thanks for kind comment and visit~Che :)
Pigeon Tart Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 8:17 AM
Giggle!
Hoffman Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 8:20 AM
Glad I made you laugh Maureen!~Thanks for stop by~Che :)
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