Fast Food Poems - Poems about Fast Food

...Come join us tonight people where the bright lights illumine. Be sure to pick up a free multi-colored balloomin While I showcase my special double self-lobotomy Performed by just me in my new la......Read the rest...

...They swore their burgers were certified Their sides were vitamin fortified We weren't very concerned Until the day we learned Their true contents left us terrified ......Read the rest...

...A clown named Ronald Sold us on McDonalds Then the King came to play Saying have it your way Old Dave squared the deal Inviting us to Wendy's for a meal The Queen has ice cream treats Old Arby......Read the rest...

...I want to be able to drive a car I can go anywhere I want to be I want to go and drink at a bar I can do anything when I am free I want to grow up so I can be old Not like an old man where I c......Read the rest...

...Wrapped in long white as if married to birth In a plastic box, with wheels on the bottom, There she lay, unaware of her worth Unaware of the sheer amount of hats she’d wear topped with a pom-po......Read the rest...

...Resolved was I to exercise, To utmost try to slenderize. From flabby bod I'd poundage peel To Grecian god beneath reveal. But soon my straining torso frail Becomes complaining, moaning male......Read the rest...

... I have a box that I keep locked In my bag Pockets deeper than six feet My friend Andrew died But he still helps me pay for things Jack let me get a number 1 curly Mocha coffee and a couple of......Read the rest...

...BURGER KING In a kingdom where hunger is king, Burger royalty is humongously a thing. Crowned in buns of sesame seed, Each bite satisfies our carnivorous need. With cheezy indulgence & toppin......Read the rest...

... Ever been treated like you’re a slice of cake? By the kind of sleazy men that slither like a snake? They’re not the type to give, they’re the kind that always take. To all the women, listen, an......Read the rest...

...The very next day Ray's family returned back again to Rene's fast food restaurant's with their adapted motto, 'quick and timely service with a smile." His father drove his car to the middle sectio......Read the rest...

...The friend Ray called on his cell phone was named Bob and he agreed to meeting Ray at their Open Door's church. Bob became his newest best friend and Bob was the youth pastor at their church. The......Read the rest...

...I was hungry, very hungry My wife decided to make noodles Which was quite fast which I ate Lo and behold dinner was ready But I was already full with fast food......Read the rest...

...You enjoy the time difference don’t you? Get to abuse the pleasure Of rolling over In an empty bed Dream about brunettes In red lace Whispering your name Without the guilt Of......Read the rest...

...In front of the China Palace restaurant there was a stone frog, it was not hatched in a cloud of spawn like the rest of us, it was decorative, placed as it was, upon a rock above an ornamental......Read the rest...

...Damian Stood in the morning sun. The sun felt good on his face. Delilah was still sleeping. He Kissed her face and caressed Her belly until she awoke. Hey my Mrs. Me. Come on babe. We will be ......Read the rest...