Farting Poems - Poems about Farting

... Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style I’ve taken a break for a while But I won't be deterred From writing about turd And subjects some others deem vile I’m producing book numbe......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

... Silly scientists have captured 328 human breath samples. Analysis of the samples shows this gastric exhaust contains methane. Alarmed, the silly scientists say "stop breathing, or start eating a he......Read the rest...

...an hour farther and...farting uneven... hollowed be the game the kink did come and...will be done... and nerves be less uneven pork gave me this stay of a daily tread...for an hour of... ......Read the rest...

...When I return to this earth to graze After this latest life, in a new phase Please let me be a Scottish Highland Bull Grazing all over the greenery, getting full. People will pet me and say I a......Read the rest...

...Turrets are turning, behind the tanks exhausts are farting death clouds, barrels, like angry dicks, are hot, erect and spurting, buildings erupt, climaxing on TV screens. On both sides of th......Read the rest...

...Walking farts don't count it's the silent deadly ones that leave people in disbelief......Read the rest...

...Silly old duffer, this Canadian dude His name is Jester Jack Ellison Those guys in white coats try real hard To keep him sedated and bedridden Don't dare let him let loose in public Fo......Read the rest...

...There was to be a grand barking contest To find the dog that barked loud and longest A man came on his scooter Farting loud as a trouper And said he couldn’t tell a b from an f.......Read the rest...

...When it comes to rules of etiquette be warned: Flackmoth’s easily upset. Most rules are arbitrary, he insists, promoted by the bored and idle rich who see themselves as haute bourgeoisie with a ......Read the rest...

...Could you tell me why most hippopotami Weigh about as much as a truck In the animal kingdom diets are not common So they're really poop out of luck A donkey with wings or an ass that si......Read the rest...

...Could you tell me why most hippopotami Weigh about as much as a truck In the animal kingdom diets aren't common So they're really poop out of luck A donkey with wings or an ass that sin......Read the rest...

...I’m honoured to be ‘Queen of Poop’ - My title on Poetry Soup Themes like constipation May cause indignation I’ll never not write on brown gloop! All poets have got their own style ......Read the rest...

...Mummy heading for market “Bye” For her child shall super snacks buy One or two big surprises try; If she does it not child’s pained cry… ‘Bye’ for someone flying away You would soonest catch ......Read the rest...

...He ate a bowl of spicy soup Though hot, he had it in large scoop He felt his bowels growl He started farting foul Before he knew, came out the poop......Read the rest...