Farting Poems - Poems about Farting

Walking farts don't count it's the silent deadly ones that leave people in disbelief...

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I watched her lift her leg and fart and said that must be age and heart But wondered why she needed help when all that gas was power felt And thought her sick for just the cause and yelled at her for what it was And said I saw her let it go and wondered if you're nuts or so And she would...

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I had a good friend who was a Kim She was really such a bright gem She taught me that fun Meant secret farts, no pun Smelly, though we were young and quite trim May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Chantelle Anne Cooke September 29, 2021 ...

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I’m dining with my uncle Bart And release an SBD fart My fart stinks like hell But Bartie can’t tell Because we’re two meters apart! (sbd = silent but deadly) 08/06/21...

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When I let loose One in the elevator It was so stink That the people fainted Even the elevator Kept opening and closing It’s doors, trying to let The scent out August 4, 2021...

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Ferdinetta the Farting Dragon got her abilities from her Ma. She usually won her fights, if she didn’t it might be a draw. Her ability to annihilate her enemies with her potent gas Is a family secret no one explains, but she’s the super lass. Her explosions are legendary, her prowess for the stench well told. The stories are amazing...

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A question on everyone's lips, where do farts go in space Astronauts are propelled into the distance like a rocket without a trace Others wearing special diapers Called MAGs* outer space wipers Though they don't eliminate the odor they do stop the chaos *Maximum Absorbency Garments...

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There's nothing like a pressured toot to get you out of bed. The moving sheets, the rustled beat; of flatulence ahead. That very sound to wake you up and start your day off right. With little push to shake you up and mark your way in flight. That everything you go to do will be as night before. When all you ate was beans and...

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It was a windy day on the Isle of Man (I guess I shouldn’t eat fried beans for tea) My hubby said ‘Just stop farting Jan’ Please fit a cork where no one can see! So a cork got inserted where the sun don’t shine And we went for a long walk by the sea When a cork whizzed past -...

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Farting is a cool poised own vis Has safe six-fold gains of wellness It may seems cannot -at all- be a vista Yet, sure it does good to your viscera It is fine to say to it "be a vis"! It is all natural healthful process No need for any sort of prowess Laughing because of a sudden...

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Plastic is confronting This planet her with bio war. I have deduced earths health is threatened. Garbage makers who crave flatulent cows And demand that we should breed them, So, they can eat them Why should you be fed cows? That eat our grass and kill us, and our trees? Contaminating breezes Why should you crave cows with their emitting gasses? – And you with the big...

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I’ve perfected the art Of withholding a fart I tighten my buttocks and clench But when no one is the vicinity I let rip with a dreadful stench A silent secret fart released in a confined place To some folks I guess it’s an utter disgrace If I fart in a lift To me it’s a gift I can leave and I’ll not...

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When a Norwegian cow passes gas They want to tax the gas from its ‘ass’ A cow passes 4 tonnes of methane each year Just imagine the stink from its rear!!!! Thanks for the inspiration Anne Lise *** Jan Allison 31st March 2016...

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farting sounds or not it's confirmed passes with smell ...

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I’ve perfected the art Of withholding a fart I tighten my buttocks and clench But when no one is the vicinity I let rip with a dreadful stench 28th March 2016 Jan Allison...

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