Best Farting Poems
Below are the all-time best Farting poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of farting poems written by PoetrySoup members
Farting Cows - a Taxing Time For Farmers - For Anne LiseWhen a Norwegian cow passes gas
They want to tax the gas from its ‘ass’
A cow passes 4 tonnes of methane each year
Just imagine the stink...
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Categories:
farting, for her, humorous, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be BawdyCOME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...
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Categories:
farting, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
I Admit I Write Poop PoetryA poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay
Of critics, I don’t give...
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Categories:
farting, anti bullying, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
THE QUEEN OF POOP FIGHTS BACK!
Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style
I’ve taken a break for a while
But I won't be deterred
From writing about turd
And subjects some others deem vile
I’m...
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Categories:
farting, anti bullying, how i
Form:
Limerick
The Queen of Poop On Poetry SoupI post my poems on poetry soup
About farting and guys with brewer’s droop
I’ve been given a crown
And I won’t let Flo down
Be assured...
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Categories:
farting, friendship, humorous, me, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
FlatulenceFor goodness sake, please stop
farting! I can smell that
foul stench all around our
flat. It stinks like a dead
fish! Small kids find it great
fun to let...
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Categories:
farting, body, humorous, wind,
Form:
Verse
Such a Sweet Sorrow(WITH APOLOGIES TO SHAKESPEARE)
Oh farting is such a sweet sorrow
“I’m sorry but that’s not my barrow!”
My seatmate’s nose in the air,
I act dumb and...
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Categories:
farting, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Professional Farter - Le PetomaneTed was a professional farter
and at his windy recitals he’d boast
that could even toot Moonlight Sonata
If his wife fed him baked beans on toast!
There was...
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Categories:
farting, body, humorous, jobs, wind,
Form:
Rhyme
The Bard's Wind - AcrostrainWind that I pass poisons air with one blow
It stinks to the moon, stays 'til the morrow
Nonchalant, nearly blue, frown on my brow
Don't hold it;...
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Categories:
farting, humorous, wind,
Form:
Acrostic
Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest AdditionsLimricks prompted by a comment made by someone today
It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed...
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Categories:
farting, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Women's Rules For Men -Not a Poem-
#1
Put the toilet seat down.
What woman wants to end up falling into the toilet in the middle of the night?
#2
Stop changing the...
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Categories:
farting, humorous, inspiration, september, writing,
Form:
I do not know?
Next Christmas It Will Be So So DifferentAnother Christmas day is finally here
The very thought fills me with such fear
I have to try and control my old Aunty Mable
Once she hits the...
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Categories:
farting, christmas, family, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Olfactory HumorWhat is it 'bout farting
that makes people giggle?
It's simply aroma
that smells like a poop,
and you tell the grandkids
to call it a toot,
while silly Aunt Agnes
thinks...
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Categories:
farting, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Wet BlurtingWet Blurting
80 year Ole Francisco, yes he said,
off the blinking top of his head,
A bowel fix here today!
Ya know cheese blocks you up...
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Categories:
farting, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Piddle AgeA lady with a weak bladder*
Thought nothing could make her madder
But Heaven knows
Her pantyhose
Revealed a soaking-wet ladder!
*Weight gain stretches bladder muscle causing
leakage. ...
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Categories:
farting, health, women,
Form:
Limerick