Ferdinetta the Farting Dragon

Ferdinetta the Farting Dragon got her abilities from her Ma. She usually won her fights, if she didn’t it might be a draw. Her ability to annihilate her enemies with her potent gas Is a family secret no one explains, but she’s the super lass. Her explosions are legendary, her prowess for the stench well told. The stories are amazing and funny, none of them ever get trite or old. Ferdinetta once upon a time met Freddie, a most gaseous rival. She and he fell in love and attended a tent show revival. They got excited by the good book, and lit the tent up with a stench That made the audience gasp, and the evangelist faint; his name was Wrench. They decided then and there to get married and wetted themselves down. For the big event which now had to be held in another far-off town.