Funny Family Poems
These Funny Family poems are examples of Family poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Family Funny poems written by international poets.
Spooked Mr Johnson
Old Mr. Johnson, with broom in one hand,
Told his sweet granddaughter, “Sleep, not grandstand!”
Her room was empty, the air grew cold—...
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family, cool, crazy, dark, deep,
The Art of Blaming Youi wonder if my sister is aware
she’s the reason i lost my muchness
it’s like i don’t want to be loud anymore
i want to be...
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family, jealousy, judgement, little
Toddler HulkI’m thinking of a person
Who is strong and resilient.
Big in personality but size is small.
When mad, they turn a green pigment.
All...
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family, brother, child, childhood, children,
He's Still My Man(A country song to my hubby…read this with a Loretta Lynn voice)
Verse one:
Well, my man is the kind who likes to unwind
with a BudLight...
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family, fun, funny love,
BEING DISABLED AND CARING FOR A DISABLED FAMILY IN AMERICAANTHONY AND YOLANDA WE HAVE NORMAL DAYS GOOD DAYS AND TRYING ONES EACH REWARDING IN ITS ON WAY O DRIFT BACK ME WEARING WIRES PREGNANT...
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family, allah,
The Tale of Two PatricksMy father was born,
Late on the eve of St. Patrick’s Day,
Inspiring nurses to insist the babe’s name be Patrick,
To which, my grandparents laughed and chose...
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family, allegory, anniversary, birth, birthday,
For our house to become a home foreverInspired by... All those houses that long to be homes again.
For our house to become a home forever
By Michelle Morris
20/08/2024
I walk through...
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emotions, family, feelings, hope,
Mother And The HenhouseMother let out a sneeze in the henhouse again
Out of every opening flew a squawking hen
From the drama
Came my mama
Basket of eggs feathers in hair...
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family, farm, mother, nostalgia,
Twin BrotherWe grew together in the womb, no knowledge of the world just one another
I leaned on you for protection as you looked to me for...
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family,
When Will I Grow Up
When will I finally fill your shoes,
Reach maturity like you did?
You seemed to have all the answers
When I was just a kid.
I've been...
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family, funny, humor, mother daughter,
Awe Family
My husband is over protective.
Less stress is his doctor's objective.
But with two teens at home,
Always on the damn phone,
"Let go" isn't always effective!
My teen daughter...
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animal, cute love, family,
Still Holding My Own"Somethings become part of our existence, never dispensing them however old or cracked they are...! May not be out of any special fondness or attachment,...
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family, funny love, humor,
Made With Love And kindness
It's a soup that's made to order never from a store
A little bouillon treat that's filled with herbs galore
Not the kind...
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family, food,
AS LONG AS I KEEP BLINKING
Our children are grown with lives of their own…they no longer need us to steer.
Our youngest grandchild is a senior in high school…while our eldest...
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family, memory,
no sense in family reunionthe oldsters were the ones who were predictable
Aunt Marjorie would bring something to sell
If you said “no thank you” she would try to guilt you...
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family,