Funny Family Poems
These Funny Family poems are examples of Family poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Family Funny poems written by international poets.
Cutie Cat
by Francesca Pappadogiannis
Cute as a button with elegant stances,
Tip-toes so quietly then bravely prances.
Gracefully manicured, an art of purr-fection,
Is seen for a second then changes direction.
So fiery...
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Categories:
animal, cat, class, family,
Her Ferns
by Michelle Faulkner
Aunt Rose is always with her ferns
Since that's where Uncle Gil broke the urn-
7/19/2018...
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Epigram
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family, flower, funny,
Strong love
by Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Some people they say am crazy,
Some they say i fall in love quickly,
No am not...it's just that i love you
Can i tell you how much...
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Ballad
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Categories:
beauty, cute love, family,
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Free verse
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Categories:
family, fun, funny, perspective,
Life Goes Around
by Caren Krutsinger
The baby wears diapers
A 3-year-old thinks they are funny
A frustrated potty-training mommy
A grandmother laughs
The baby grows up
She is driving a car
The parents are not ready
The...
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Free verse
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family, life,
Grandads Elixir
by roger turner
I'm no good in a kitchen but, I can cook stuff all the same
Around here, say "the recipe" and most folks know my name
It hasn't...
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Categories:
america, drink, family,
Fortuitous Tea
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Tea for two, for me, for you
Buckwheats for three, you, and you, and me
Huckleberries for four, that's what we adore
Spring rolls for five make us...
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Lyric
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Categories:
family, food, friendship, fruit,
Missing Piece
by Sandy Ridens
Missing Piece
There is a piece of me missing. Not sure where to find it. I've looked in my room...
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Blitz
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Categories:
family, anxiety, cheer up, courage,
The Very Hungry Crocodile
by Julie Grenness
One night, by the light of the moon,
A little crocodile egg hatched, doom,
This will make you all wince,
Oz gave him to a little rich...
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Free verse
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Categories:
family, adventure, allegory, allusion, boy,
Calm before the storm
by roger turner
sit and listen to the quiet
it's outside the christmas norm
because now, when all is silent
it's the calm before the storm
the kids are upstairs sleeping
you're resting,...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
america, christmas, family, fun,
Doing the wife's hair
by roger turner
Husbands, raise your hands
Keep them up if you love your wife
Keep them up if you colour your wifes hair
Okay, this is for the three of...
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family, funny, giggle, hair,
Redneck Family Reunion
by roger turner
Every couple 'a years or so
Our family reunites
It takes a couple 'a years or so
To recover from the fights
A family like our'n
Doesn't party like...
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family, america, crazy, fishing, funny,
ugly christmas sweaters
by roger turner
You've read my rant from yesterday
About those Christmas Letters
But one thing just disturbs me
Those Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!
You know the ones we love to hate
They're ...
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Categories:
celebration, christmas, clothes, family,
Santa's New Team
by roger turner
Christmas Eve was coming
There was plenty to be done
There were protocols to follow
There were programs to be run
Presents needed wrapping
Elves had duties of their own
They've...
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family, childhood, children, christmas, december,
Mistletoe Etiquette
by roger turner
Christmas is traditions
some last and others die
some leave you feeling fuzzy
others leave you asking "Why?"
There's rules that must be followed
And most of them we know
About...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
christmas, family, funny, holiday,
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Epigram
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Categories:
boy, children, family, fun,
The Easter Egg Hunt
by roger turner
I don't know how it started
But it's an annual event
But I don't think that an egg hunt
Is the best way to present
The story of our...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
candy, chocolate, easter, family,
Shut up It is a SECRET
by Caren Krutsinger
This was accidentally written as a common to my buddy, Line.
Yes, THAT Line.
The famous Line.
The one who wins all the contests, and
we all love...
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Free verse
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Categories:
9th grade, family, fantasy,
Life goes on
by Aa Harvey
Life goes on.
When I found you sat crying, on that park bench,
With the soggy tissue pressed against your nose.
I simply said excuse me and you...
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I do not know?
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Categories:
family, grief, loss, lost
THE CONTENT FAMILY
by Curtis Moorman
THE CONTENT FAMILY
Once upon a time, long, long ago in a far away land; in the land where Miss Right lived, there came a young...
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Narrative
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Categories:
family, funny, silly,