Funny Family Poems
These Funny Family poems are examples of Family poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Family Funny poems written by international poets.
My girl
by Susan Rigo
She is funny and smart
Sensitive and caring
I couldn’t have asked for a more beautiful heart
She will not be treated unfairly
Carefully, she guards her heart
If you...
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child, daughter, family, feelings,
Family Life
by Rico Leffanta
To prove that she just did not care
She tossed all her clothes in the air
Her father would scream
Whilst mum ate ice cream
And the postman sighed,...
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Limerick
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Categories:
family, funny, hair, parents,
Funny Family
by James Wright
Family is a funny word
It’s meant to mean the world
But to some its lesser than dirt
You can choose who you call family
But what...
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I do not know?
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Categories:
conflict, dark, family, sad,
The Pusher Man
by Julie Luckham
Well it all started out as a real good time
Until we're all talking at the same time
Each acting out our own radical behavious
Chaos and confusion...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
family, abuse, addiction, betrayal, corruption,
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Rhyme
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Categories:
america, children, family, horse,
Grandma
by Twig Clark
Please don't kiss Grandma
With your wrinkled worn out skin
Your breath like stinking ashtrays
With an undertone of gin.
I really love you Grandma,
But when it's time to...
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Categories:
childhood, family, funny, grandmother,
Hanging Around
by Rhona McFerran
In Granny's backyard
I'm hanging around
upside down
from my favorite tree
making funny faces
at my cousin, while we
try not to laugh
because down below
the circle of grown-ups
hardly know
or have...
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Free verse
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Categories:
childhood, family, humor, humorous,
It's Halloween
by Bette Bavington
Grandma, look I am flying on your broom.
Where would you be going on such a fine
Afternoon?
Be careful that's an heirloom.
To your bedroom
To get my...
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Villanelle
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Categories:
adventure, confidence, family, fantasy,
Game over
by SillyToy Boys
I burst through my kitchen door knocking down my mother in the process and said "outta the way loser".
I went down to my gamer cave...
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Jueju
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Categories:
family, allegory, analogy, boy, dad,
Bobbing Mummy
by Nina Parmenter
If you knock something from the shelf,
No need to pick it up yourself!
Just leave it there upon the floor -
Whatever else is Mummy for?
Bobbing bobbing...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
children, family, fun, funny,
Like mother like son
by andrew rogers
I always thought that I was like my dad.
People tell me that I look like him
So, I just suspected that we were similar.
He doesn’t show...
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Free verse
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Categories:
best friend, family, mother
Eyes Will Roll
by Rhona McFerran
Eyes roll
like marbles
around the room
teens protest out of touch
grown-ups...
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Cinqku
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family, feelings, funny, humor,
Cutie Cat
by Francesca Pappadogiannis
Cute as a button with elegant stances,
Tip-toes so quietly then bravely prances.
Gracefully manicured, an art of purr-fection,
Is seen for a second then changes direction.
So fiery...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
animal, cat, class, family,
Her Ferns
by Michelle Faulkner
Aunt Rose is always with her ferns
Since that's where Uncle Gil broke the urn-
7/19/2018...
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Epigram
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Categories:
family, flower, funny,
Strong love
by Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Some people they say am crazy,
Some they say i fall in love quickly,
No am not...it's just that i love you
Can i tell you how much...
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Ballad
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Categories:
beauty, cute love, family,
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Free verse
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Categories:
family, fun, funny, perspective,
Life Goes Around
by Caren Krutsinger
The baby wears diapers
A 3-year-old thinks they are funny
A frustrated potty-training mommy
A grandmother laughs
The baby grows up
She is driving a car
The parents are not ready
The...
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Free verse
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Categories:
family, life,
Grandads Elixir
by roger turner
I'm no good in a kitchen but, I can cook stuff all the same
Around here, say "the recipe" and most folks know my name
It hasn't...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
america, drink, family,
Fortuitous Tea
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Tea for two, for me, for you
Buckwheats for three, you, and you, and me
Huckleberries for four, that's what we adore
Spring rolls for five make us...
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Lyric
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Categories:
family, food, friendship, fruit,
Missing Piece
by Sandy Ridens
Missing Piece
There is a piece of me missing. Not sure where to find it. I've looked in my room...
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Blitz
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Categories:
family, anxiety, cheer up, courage,