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Funny Thanksgiving Limerick

Grandma burns the food and is no cook 
She needs to stick to reading a book 
Fire covers the turkey 
It tastes like beef jerky 
Paula brought food we are off the hook

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Tania Kitchin

November 23, 2023 at 12:01 PM

Paula, a cute limerick!

Paula Goldsmith

November 24, 2023 at 8:57 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write. Glad you found this one to be cute. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Linda Alice Fowler

November 14, 2023 at 10:17 AM

Smart girl, that Paula. ;);) Nicely done dear friend. :)

Paula Goldsmith

November 24, 2023 at 8:56 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write. Glad you like my fun write. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Regina Elliott

November 8, 2023 at 12:40 PM

Very witty and musical limerick, Paula. There's a Thanksgiving limerick contest going on, so if you've entered this gem, my very best wishes for the contest. All the best to you. ~

Paula Goldsmith

November 14, 2023 at 8:36 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write and for your very best wishes for the contest. Glad you found this one to very witty/musical. Yes, there is a Thanksgiving limerick contest going on. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Gershon Wolf

November 7, 2023 at 6:52 PM

If you had bought food off the hook, I might have thought that there was something fishy about this one. lol.

Paula Goldsmith

November 14, 2023 at 8:32 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write and for your LOL. Glad you like my fun/crazy write. No fish here only a turkey dinner. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Kim Rodrigues

November 7, 2023 at 2:51 PM

LOL! It tastes like turkey jerky!

Paula Goldsmith

November 14, 2023 at 8:29 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write and for your LOL. Glad you enjoyed this fun/crazy write. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Ink Empress

November 6, 2023 at 11:45 PM

Haha this reminds me of my mother, she literally is this! Fun read! I love this! Beef jerky! What a brilliant rhyme! This made me smile! You have great sense of humor . Sending you light always

Paula Goldsmith

November 7, 2023 at 11:01 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write. Glad you found this one to be a fun read/love it/made you smile. Thanks for your very kind words they made me very happy. I have found sometimes in life all I had was my sense of humor. It has gotten me through many bad/sad times. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Sally Eslinger

November 6, 2023 at 8:09 PM

Paula! Great, fantastic fun! Rand too true to my house growing up, so this made me smile ear to ear! Thanks gobble gobble gobs for it! sally

Paula Goldsmith

November 7, 2023 at 10:42 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write. Glad you found this one to be great/fantastic fun/made you smile ear to ear. That puts a smile on my heart. Thanks... Happy Thanksgiving to you. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Sotto Poet

November 6, 2023 at 2:21 PM

Paula, I hope he was a great cook and the limerick was even better, Enjoyed reading your poem today, BOL in the contest

Paula Goldsmith

November 7, 2023 at 10:35 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write and for your BOL. Glad you enjoyed this fun one. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Andrea Dietrich

November 6, 2023 at 2:15 PM

very cute, Paula.

Paula Goldsmith

November 7, 2023 at 10:34 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write. Glad you found this one to be very cute. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Sara Kendrick

November 6, 2023 at 1:27 PM

So wonderful that someone in the family can cook. Thanks for sharing this one with us. Have a nice Thanksgiving meal soon. Sara K

Paula Goldsmith

November 7, 2023 at 10:33 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write. Glad you like this fun one. Happy Thanksgiving to you... Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Anne-Lise Andresen

November 6, 2023 at 11:15 AM

- Paula ... is a great cook ... and everyone is happy :) - Lovely :) - GL in the contest :) - hugs

Paula Goldsmith

November 7, 2023 at 10:32 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write and for your GL. Glad you enjoyed this fun one. Good food makes everyone happy. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Margarita Lillico

November 6, 2023 at 11:00 AM

Good one!!! :)

Paula Goldsmith

November 7, 2023 at 10:29 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write. Glad you like this fun one. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Beryl Edmonds

November 6, 2023 at 10:00 AM

Paula saves the day! Poor grandma, I’m no good at cooking either, glad to say hubby is a wonderful cook. All the best, Belle

Paula Goldsmith

November 7, 2023 at 10:29 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write. Glad you enjoyed this fun one. I love to cook. Started when I was 4. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............

Joseph P. DiMino

November 6, 2023 at 7:01 AM

"Paula brought food we are off the hook" -- Love it! Lol -- though cooking is art for some...some artists are no-way cooks. Have a divine day my friend!

Paula Goldsmith

November 7, 2023 at 10:26 AM

Thanks for reading/writing on my "Funny Thanksgiving Limerick" write. Glad you love this fun one. Have a great/blessed day writing away.............