sad tale if a marriage gone wrong
...Evie and Steve married on Christmas Eve
We did not think they would ever leave
Very drunk Steve put his feelings on sleeve
his steps on the dance floor were more of a weave
Eve’s chest began to...
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Categories:
evie, family,
Form: Rhyme
Evie
...Our Grandmother gem is gone
Tonight, I'm missing her from afar.
Her white granite smile
cobblestone wisdom
devilish-warm humor
humble strength, like a Cobalt star.
I met my great niece for th...
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Categories:
evie, grandmother, niece,
Form: Rhyme
cucumbers dalmations and hysterics
...cathartic Cathy cautioned counted cucumbers
distressing dungeon dragon’s delicate Dalmatian
effective Evie enthusiastically explained efforts
following five frolicking frisky French francs
giving...
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Categories:
evie, word play,
Form: ABC
Sweet Shamrock Song
...Sweet shamrocks I love you, you are my favorite thing!
Evie collected them from an old fashioned swing
They filled up her lap and made her laugh go ting-a-ling.
St. Paddy’s day made her happy, cau...
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Categories:
evie, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Elves Elect Evasive Eva Eligible Electric Elk
...eleven engrossed esteemed Eastern elves elected Evie, eligible electric elk. Embracing her enthusiastic, energetically evasive elusiveness, enabling enchantment to engage, enhance and excite extra en...
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Categories:
evie, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Alliteration
Lucky To Have a Good Friend
...Embarrassed that I had third guessed myself today,
Morbid confusion shut me quickly down.
Not feeling enthusiastic, but rather gray.
Confidence has no idea if brown is brown.
A car wreck in my ...
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Categories:
evie, 4th grade, 6th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Evie's Cookin Da Books
...When Evie wrote her first cook book
Her neighbour, Val, oh how she shook
What she found on page nine
Was HER steak in red wine
She declared sneaky Evie a crook
It caused su...
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Categories:
evie, conflict, food, truth,
Form: Limerick
Online Dating Failure Number 1
...Tim is tall. Handsome.
Works in an office.
Like all of the others
he looks kind of polished.
They say small talk is dead.
So I ask for a date.
The chat's a bit stale so
I just tell him straigh...
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Categories:
evie, age, fun, funny, funny
Form: Rhyme
The Drunk At the Dinner Party
...There’s always one drunk at the dinner party; an embarrassing shame
Ne’er to be invited back again
It doesn’t complement the tortured duck foie gras crackers
And the sinfully boring conversations ...
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Categories:
evie, drink, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Keanu Reeves
...Keanu Reeves
I have never met Keanu Reeves
Never heard his real time voice
I don’t know how his mind works
Never felt an impact of his choice.
Yet I often read the words he writes
Which fil...
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Categories:
evie, appreciation, food, imagery, life,
Form: Rhyme
Cross Dresser
...I espied a large woman called Evie
(She was wearing her husband’s mankini)
Though her skin was quite pale
She looked like a beached whale
It’s a pity his outfit’s so weenie
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Categories:
evie, beach, body, clothes, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Intelligent Individuals Mind
...Intelligent Individuals Mind
Thinking intellectually and positive can create an individuals mind.
02/20/2018
Evie...
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Categories:
evie, life, perspective,
Form: Monoku
Auntie Said
...This actually had happened many, many years ago to my eldest sister.
Oh my, what children should not hear, for they instantly repeat what some
adults say.
Auntie Said
My grand-daughter cal...
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Categories:
evie, grandchild, silly, words,
Form: Light Verse
Hen For Gwen
...Hen for Gwen
Once knew a lady named Gwen
was so short about three-ten
couldn't tie her shoes
she drank wicked booze
now she's eaten an old hen.
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Categories:
evie, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
Painter's Last Walk
...A Painter's Last Walk
Now you're all doing the last of the artful long endless walks
Does anyone ever know how much work while paintings do talks?
The final etches are painted as elusive Claud...
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Categories:
evie, appreciation, art, passion, perspective,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
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