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Hen For Gwen

Hen for Gwen

Once knew a lady named Gwen
was so short about three-ten
couldn't tie her shoes
she drank wicked booze
now she's eaten an old hen.

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Demetrios Trifiatis

March 28, 2018 at 7:27 AM

Even at three-ten is a complete human being with all the qualities of humans dear , Jack! Haha! A delightful Limerick dearest, Evie. It certainly made me smile!

Demetrios Trifiatis

March 28, 2018 at 2:27 PM

You are in good company because Alexander the Great and Napoleon the Great were shorter than you! BTW it takes a great person to make jocks about his/her height! Haha

Evie Cw

March 28, 2018 at 10:27 AM

I so totally agree, my ex-mother in law was quite short but man she sure was a good cook. I had learned a great deal from her. I just didn't know what to come up with writing a limerick. I'm only five ft. three and I crack up jokes with some of my friends about my shortness. haha!

Jack Ellison

March 27, 2018 at 7:37 PM

"about three-ten"??? YIKES... imagine making love??? LOL

Evie Cw

March 27, 2018 at 7:52 PM

Yes, whenever I see your delightful poems and comments you definitely make me laugh. That's why I had to give it a try.. Could never imagine that. haha!!

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