Eddie Poems - Poems about Eddie

Eddie McGuire made us all groan, Eddie the eighth (VIII) abdicated the throne. Eddie "The Eagle" flew through the sky, Eddie Van Halen made his guitar cry. Eddies Murphy and Izzard made us all laugh, Eddie "The Beast" tore a...Read the rest...

Eddie/Dad I try to see back before to who Eddie once was just barely before when the bending began Eddie was after all a cute child wide eyed hugging kissing and kind Somehow horrible happened It tricked and trapped his mind Loud shouting screaming...Read the rest...

Do you recall that ornery rascal Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' -- Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?' -- ...Read the rest...

Hey I just love the countryside it's so peaceful and full of calm even when I don't meet a single soul but come across a working farm One time with the sun so bright sweat was so prominent on my...Read the rest...

Anti-Poem – “At The Hollywood Plaza With Eddie And Dolores” (Poet’s Instruction – Kindly play “You Can’t Be True, Dear,” by Ken Griffin, 1946, while reading). she be smelling mighty good my dolores she be my mexican chick...Read the rest...

EDDIE MARS AND THE SOLAR WINDS The biggest band in Lisburn and fronted by Eddie Mars A guy who could play anything, on his collection of guitars On vocals, Charlie Venus, who was the joker in the pack He...Read the rest...

David and Ricky were cute, at best Bud Anderson was a clueless pest But that enduring, fun rascal our dear Eddie Haskell provided a refreshing, honest zest! On A Lim Contest Sponsor: Joseph May from the TV show "Leave It To Beaver"...Read the rest...

Eddie is an elephant, and he will not forget it. He painted himself blue one day and never will regret it. So why did Eddie paint himself a color quite so loud? Because he would be recognized and...Read the rest...

Wallace “Wally” Cleaver handsome, well-liked high achiever, befriended Eddie, so unlike him. Golly!* Wally wasn’t given to whim! Eddie Haskell was a neat, slick, conniving rascal. With his flattery and pseudo-smiles, he spiced up the show with his wiles. Leave It to...Read the rest...

He saw a girl with no face mask And of course, he took her to task She said, "That big dude Likes me in the nude So it might be safer to ask!"...Read the rest...

Fast Eddie Felson was a whiz in a pool game. Eddie met a professional with fortune and fame. The best in the business, Minnesota Fats was his name. In a marathon session, Fats and Eddie took a stand. Eddie...Read the rest...

The Lady Down the Lane There once was a man, who lived down the street, He was a very busy man, he was always messing, He was very happy, he would come and visit us down the street, He...Read the rest...

HIS THUMB HELD OUT ON THE MIDDLE OF AN EMPTY ROAD HE CAN'T STOP SWEATIN, THE SUN BEATS DOWN HE TAKES TO HIS HEALS WITHOUT LOOKIN AROUND HE LIGHTS A CIGARETTE CAUSE IT SEEMS HE'S GOT NOWHERE TO...Read the rest...

King Edward The VIIIth, pitiable blighter, abdicated the throne. He had the hots for an American divorcee - this the Brits would not condone! He was King for a spell and the paramours continued their torrid romance. They...Read the rest...

Beware, Eddie Haskell Consummate flatterer Don't eat up his praise--- He'll stay thin ~ You'll get fatter...Read the rest...