Short Eddie Poems
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I once knew a man named Ed
whose feet weren’t as big as his head
his bravado, of course
was larger than a horse
and no one cared what he said
He saw a girl with no face mask
And of course, he took her to task
She said, "That big dude
Likes me in the nude
So it might be safer to ask!"
To some he was a punk,
to others quite a mystery.
A jailbird and a drunk?
A fan of film and fistery?
But now that he’s defunct,
finally, Bunk is history.
Do you recall that ornery rascal
Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' --
Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver
And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?' --
Like a laughing hyena ~ or jackal
A heavy man
(in more ways than
one"
Got his message across
before he left
this mortal
coil
Let us remember
to "get our asses to the
polls and vote"
Eddie Birchmore
David and Ricky were cute, at best
Bud Anderson was a clueless pest
But that enduring, fun rascal
our dear Eddie Haskell
provided a refreshing, honest zest!
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from the TV show "Leave It To Beaver"
Exasperating Eddie chafed his neighbors the wrong way
his mortal enemies list was growing longer every day
his parents told Eddie to keep quiet if he did not know what to say
Pompous, proud, arrogant and opinionated, being quiet was not his way.
Says, the old man begs him
each time he visits him at
the nursing home, to put a pillow
over his face while asleep help end
his suffering,
but he watches too many C.S.I spin-offs
on t/v ,
and the old guy’s just not worth the attention..
easy-going eccentric electric Eddie Edward
eagerly evolved, earnestly earning earthy eclectic
elixirs, executing exaggerated embellishments,
emotionalizing enchanting encyclopedic endorsements,
epitomizing enlightened entanglements, enticing envious emotions.
Ten years of work got me a coat
Eddie Bauer's name on it was the style
With hand out, I'd say Bauer, Eddie Bauer
Glad to meet you! Then I would smile.
Then one day a fellow asked me,
"Eddie Bauer with a clothes line is you?"
I said, "Well, believe it or not,"
"Out in my backyard, I have two!"
Silence flows
through WWE,
Due to the loss
of a dear Eddie.
He may be gone
from this place,
but many will remember
his wrestling grace.
my heart ached
my eyes did cry,
as I watched the roster
say their good-byes.
Eddie Guerrero has
passed away,
but his memory
is always here to stay.
The first day I saw him,
He was with a group of men,
Chattering silently,
Something struck me then,
And it was Cupid,
I was wounded.
Whenever I saw him,
My analytical mind would completely shut down,
Exposing my reactive mind,
Thus,
My actions grew irrational.
But now,
I am struggling to heal,
I have taken out the arrow,
But the wound is still there.
Wallace “Wally” Cleaver
handsome, well-liked high achiever,
befriended Eddie, so unlike him.
Golly!* Wally wasn’t given to whim!
Eddie Haskell
was a neat, slick, conniving rascal.
With his flattery and pseudo-smiles,
he spiced up the show with his wiles.
Leave It to Beaver
*Wally and other characters use expressions like “Gee whiz,” “Gosh,” and “Golly.”
September 29, 2021
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