Dumbest Poems - Poems about Dumbest

... My sons are always telling me that they can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Since I’m older than dirt myself, I guess I’m living proof of that. But just because I know how to do it, doesn’t mean I w......Read the rest...

... the worlds cleverest man once said ~ nothing you fool! he wanted a life the dumbest man tried to copy him ~ but he hooked a fishmongers wife this story has no moral ~ sometimes silence nets......Read the rest...

...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One of the dumbest things we were ever taught was to write what we know. What we know is usually dull. Remember when you first wanted to be a writer? Eight o......Read the rest...

...He is the man that is everywhere, yet nowhere. He is the man that is in all of time and space. The man filled with sadness, guilt, and anger. The man filled with happiness, love, and understanding......Read the rest...

...the birds are foul, they always follow the dumbest bird he told me and mine. One of my children decided to fool the fowl, her name is Clever Clementine. She put on a beak hat, and pretended to be a......Read the rest...

...Two slow-witted goblins were tricksters who had no fear They tiptoed up the staircase of a birch tree that was near. They forgot that owls can gobble you down in a minute. Their plotting was hor......Read the rest...

...I gave a lecture to an ethics class Nearing the middle they walked out en masse Of course, I felt like the dumbest jackass. The students, they had not meant to harass, Although t......Read the rest...

...Clarence Goddard, Harvey Bell, Virgil Barnes and I met for coffee every day for close to forty years. I was a school janitor...Virgil was a farmer...Harvey ran the lumber yard, and... Clarence manag......Read the rest...

...I know the sky is beautiful, I told her who seemed delighted with everything on the road I'm focused on driving, I grumbled palaces and hovels heavens or hells, I don't care anymore, I said ......Read the rest...

...When the world was youthful spiderwebs sang as they were spun. Language was woven in the air as accents of winds and trees Untrammeled meadows annunciated upon the lips of dens and burrows. Fre......Read the rest...

...Could it be the state of tranquility Despite the times they are being loquacious Or this event of serendipity For meeting this person quite so gracious Is it his presence is a sweet lagniappe ......Read the rest...

...‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights - (in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites) Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ t......Read the rest...

...2nd HALF - due to Poetry Soups file size limitation - How My Sister and I Duped a Crook “You’re not hard to look at, hon! He ......Read the rest...

...This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I could manage to make it happen... ......Read the rest...

... There once was a dumb blonde from Warsaw 'twas the dumbest blonde I ever saw. She was bound for Krakow but wound up in Moscow holding a kielbasa in each paw. This dumb blonde headed ......Read the rest...