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Light On the Devil's Chord - Day 37I heard two distinct voices in the night,
Conversing amongst themselves most eagerly
They whispered like children in excitement
Their sardonic mouths sung many savvy tunes
It was Death I could perceive, defending me,
And he, a strange, distant friend
Seemed...
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Categories:
dumbest, change, death, gothic, grave, literature, romance, war,
Form:
Epic
Watch That Gas Gauge - 1st HalfThis is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I could manage to make it...
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Categories:
dumbest, humor,
Form:
Narrative
The Car Club Meeting Lament - Text - Part 1 of 2This is the 1st half of a pretty long piece, the 2nd half, as usual, is @ "poems by Mark Stellinga" on the Soup...
OK everybody…could I please have your attention?
I’ve got some real important...
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Categories:
dumbest, car,
Form:
Rhyme
The Tutor -- One of My Spicier Pieces - Academically Denounced - I'M SureA week before my senior year at Honeysuckle High School, with me our starting quarterback - who’d never failed a test -
The friend of mine who - ever since I’d barely passed the first one...
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Categories:
dumbest, humor,
Form:
Verse
Just -- Trust Me - 2nd Half Text Plus Full AudioHere's the deal, folks...
This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in 2 parts.
...
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Categories:
dumbest, hyperbole,
Form:
Verse
How My Sister and I Duped a Crook - 2nd Half2nd HALF - due to Poetry Soups file size limitation -
...
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Categories:
dumbest, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Last Man StandingClarence Goddard, Harvey Bell, Virgil Barnes and I met for coffee every day for close to forty years.
I was a school janitor...Virgil was a farmer...Harvey ran the lumber yard, and... Clarence managed Sears.
We always met...
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Categories:
dumbest, inspirational, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
Call Me Black Gold Or Handsome DevilCALL ME THE BLACK GOLD OR THE HANDSOME DEVIL
How did you find me, my undeterred and awesomely daring love?
When I flew away into time years ago like a dove.
And you sat upon the cold rocks...
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Categories:
dumbest, africa, courage, desire, destiny, earth,
Form:
Didactic
Bullets In the Soup PotBULLETS IN THE SOUP POT
I
BEFORE THE MIRROR
Sometimes, I sit on my sofa
Pondering on why war, poverty, hatred
and anguish has become a comforting bliss.
They say life is an unending quest; is it?
They say true love lasts...
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Categories:
dumbest, depression, fear, hope, inspirational, life, love, life,
Form:
Free verse
Checkmate
Pawn
You've been a peon, lowly pawn your whole life
Never amounted to much,
nothing much ever went right
Grew up dirt piss poor,
never knew the reason why
you were put on this earth for
So you start cyber chasing every...
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Categories:
dumbest, allegory, allusion, life, metaphor, truth,
Form:
Alliteration
Don'T Let the Stuff You Get, Get Youwe all have worldly possessions, we all have some stuff
those material things of which we can't seem to get enough
you never realize how much stuff you've got until you have to move out
an overabundance of...
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Categories:
dumbest, devotion, funny, inspirational, introspection, life, people, day,
Form:
Didactic
Whats Next On Their AgendaNow the protesting has started. They (Our Government) will have groups of protesters put in with real protesters creating fires, destruction, even violence. They will escalate the protest to where there are shootings. Once that...
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Categories:
dumbest, america, dark, military,
Form:
Free verse
Birds of the Same Feather Flock TogetherBirds of the same feather always flock together
A fool fools those who can be fooled
A thief roams the streets with his fellow thieves
The miserable saddens those who allow themselves to be miserable
The naive are played...
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Categories:
dumbest, imagination, inspirational, life, visionary, people, bird, bird,
Form:
Verse
Dancing On the Debt Ceilingheard ENOUGH about the debt ceiling yet?
have you been beaten over the head with
FEAR
as a citizen of this american empire that
spreads both its hands (a baton in each)
to pummel all those on this planet
(with...
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Categories:
dumbest, lifemoney, planet,
Form:
Free verse
DinosaursDINOSAURS
Let me take out my thesaurus
And talk about them stinky dinosaurs
I have my own theory on the Mesozoic Era,
First I'll share my reason on the Continental Drift
Who's to blame for the disconnection of our jagged...
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Categories:
dumbest, slamfunny,
Form:
Free verse
Lessons I'Ve Learned From Crazy Stupid LoveI fell hard for this movie when it first came out man. Each time I watch it, something new is revealed to me.
Welp. Here’goes.
1. Don’t get Lazy with Love.
It’s interesting to note...
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Categories:
dumbest, forgiveness, life, love, teacher, humor, love,
Form:
Free verse
'Tiny Bawb' Always Wins His Fights‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights -
(in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites)
Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ to knock the hooter off o’...
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Categories:
dumbest, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Inspired By Slim ShadyYou can probably tell I've always been inspired by Slim Shady
By the way I rhyme words and the fact my pen's crazy
I'm the equivalent to Jason Voorhees listening to the Marshall Mathers LP with...
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Categories:
dumbest, fun, funny, inspiration, inspirational, rap,
Form:
Free verse
Mentor and Tormentora skinny, dreamy-eyed boy in a suburban Jesuit school
showed up in your English class...to learn a bit of class.
you taught me Milton, introduced me to Stevenson,
made this boy make sense out of words
directly...
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Categories:
dumbest, angst, education, people, sad, school, sorry, school,
Form:
Free verse
The Hefty Harmonytried to touch but my hands tremble
once i saw she cut my loss
i beg the difference knowing nothing
let her find how much i cost
slow as sloth wish i was sloshed
feeling...
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Categories:
dumbest, lost love, me, time, longing, may, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Two Silly FoolsTwo Silly Fools (at the coffee shop)
The shop was full
Only one seat to spare
Excuse me sirs, can I have a chair?
Why yes they said, smiles filled the air
They happened to be poets the same as...
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Categories:
dumbest, art, imagination, poetry, psychological,
Form:
Free verse
DinosaurWhat are these ancient creatures?
Which once dominated the earth
Left a mark which we will never forget
They came and saw during the Triassic era
And they continued their reign all through the Jurassic era
Before we starting spending...
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Categories:
dumbest, animals,
Form:
Ode
Mini Drama: Sturmabteilung 1Oct. 23, around nine o'clock, GOP's special action commanding office: Dozens of "rock-ribbed" Reps arrived on and off to attend a briefing held by their hauptman Mutt Gaets, a Florida Trumpery henchman who's revived and...
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Categories:
dumbest, abuse, anger, bullying,
Form:
I do not know?
LovelornCould it be the state of tranquility
Despite the times they are being loquacious
Or this event of serendipity
For meeting this person quite so gracious
Is it his presence is a sweet lagniappe
Or their bond that caused...
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Categories:
dumbest, best friend, emotions, feelings, heartbreak, heartbroken, i
Form:
Rhyme
Soul RichI've got love for the small few who stayed when I was at my lowest
My heart's been broken and damaged so many times
I try to hide a lot of the thoughts I have inside of...
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Categories:
dumbest, courage, deep, emotions, encouraging, loneliness, longing, lost,
Form:
Free verse