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Light On the Devil's Chord - Day 37
I heard two distinct voices in the night,
Conversing amongst themselves most eagerly
They whispered like children in excitement
Their sardonic mouths sung many savvy tunes
It was Death I could perceive, defending me,
And he, a strange, distant friend
Seemed...
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Categories:
dumbest, change, death, gothic, grave, literature, romance, war,
Form:
Epic
Call Me Black Gold Or Handsome Devil
CALL ME THE BLACK GOLD OR THE HANDSOME DEVIL
How did you find me, my undeterred and awesomely daring love?
When I flew away into time years ago like a dove.
And you sat upon the cold rocks...
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Categories:
dumbest, africa, courage, desire, destiny, earth,
Form:
Didactic
Bullets In the Soup Pot
BULLETS IN THE SOUP POT
I
BEFORE THE MIRROR
Sometimes, I sit on my sofa
Pondering on why war, poverty, hatred
and anguish has become a comforting bliss.
They say life is an unending quest; is it?
They say true love lasts...
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Categories:
dumbest, depression, fear, hope, inspirational, life, love, life,
Form:
Free verse
Checkmate
Pawn
You've been a peon, lowly pawn your whole life
Never amounted to much,
nothing much ever went right
Grew up dirt piss poor,
never knew the reason why
you were put on this earth for
So you start cyber chasing every...
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Categories:
dumbest, allegory, allusion, life, metaphor, truth,
Form:
Alliteration
Don'T Let the Stuff You Get, Get You
we all have worldly possessions, we all have some stuff
those material things of which we can't seem to get enough
you never realize how much stuff you've got until you have to move out
an overabundance of...
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Categories:
dumbest, devotion, funny, inspirational, introspection, life, people, day,
Form:
Didactic
Whats Next On Their Agenda
Now the protesting has started. They (Our Government) will have groups of protesters put in with real protesters creating fires, destruction, even violence. They will escalate the protest to where there are shootings. Once that...
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Categories:
dumbest, america, dark, military,
Form:
Free verse
Birds of the Same Feather Flock Together
Birds of the same feather always flock together
A fool fools those who can be fooled
A thief roams the streets with his fellow thieves
The miserable saddens those who allow themselves to be miserable
The naive are played...
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Categories:
dumbest, imagination, inspirational, life, visionary, people, bird, bird,
Form:
Verse
Dancing On the Debt Ceiling
heard ENOUGH about the debt ceiling yet?
have you been beaten over the head with
FEAR
as a citizen of this american empire that
spreads both its hands (a baton in each)
to pummel all those on this planet
(with...
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Categories:
dumbest, lifemoney, planet,
Form:
Free verse
Dinosaurs
DINOSAURS
Let me take out my thesaurus
And talk about them stinky dinosaurs
I have my own theory on the Mesozoic Era,
First I'll share my reason on the Continental Drift
Who's to blame for the disconnection of our jagged...
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Categories:
dumbest, slamfunny,
Form:
Free verse
Lessons I'Ve Learned From Crazy Stupid Love
I fell hard for this movie when it first came out man. Each time I watch it, something new is revealed to me.
Welp. Here’goes.
1. Don’t get Lazy with Love.
It’s interesting to note...
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Categories:
dumbest, forgiveness, life, love, teacher, humor, love,
Form:
Free verse
Inspired By Slim Shady
You can probably tell I've always been inspired by Slim Shady
By the way I rhyme words and the fact my pen's crazy
I'm the equivalent to Jason Voorhees listening to the Marshall Mathers LP with...
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Categories:
dumbest, fun, funny, inspiration, inspirational, rap,
Form:
Free verse
Mentor and Tormentor
a skinny, dreamy-eyed boy in a suburban Jesuit school
showed up in your English class...to learn a bit of class.
you taught me Milton, introduced me to Stevenson,
made this boy make sense out of words
directly...
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Categories:
dumbest, angst, education, people, sad, school, sorry, school,
Form:
Free verse
The Hefty Harmony
tried to touch but my hands tremble
once i saw she cut my loss
i beg the difference knowing nothing
let her find how much i cost
slow as sloth wish i was sloshed
feeling...
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Categories:
dumbest, lost love, me, time, longing, may, me,
Form:
Rhyme
There are those days
There are good days, bad days and sad days,
There are happy days, snappy days, crappy days
There are days so fickle it seems you clasp
the wisps of joy eluding your grasp
There are those days...
Some days come...
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Categories:
dumbest, anxiety, depression, encouraging, endurance, hope,
Form:
Rhyme
Two Silly Fools
Two Silly Fools (at the coffee shop)
The shop was full
Only one seat to spare
Excuse me sirs, can I have a chair?
Why yes they said, smiles filled the air
They happened to be poets the same as...
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Categories:
dumbest, art, imagination, poetry, psychological,
Form:
Free verse
Dinosaur
What are these ancient creatures?
Which once dominated the earth
Left a mark which we will never forget
They came and saw during the Triassic era
And they continued their reign all through the Jurassic era
Before we starting spending...
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Categories:
dumbest, animals,
Form:
Ode
Mini Drama: Sturmabteilung 1
Oct. 23, around nine o'clock, GOP's special action commanding office: Dozens of "rock-ribbed" Reps arrived on and off to attend a briefing held by their hauptman Mutt Gaets, a Florida Trumpery henchman who's revived and...
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Categories:
dumbest, abuse, anger, bullying,
Form:
I do not know?
Lovelorn
Could it be the state of tranquility
Despite the times they are being loquacious
Or this event of serendipity
For meeting this person quite so gracious
Is it his presence is a sweet lagniappe
Or their bond that caused...
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Categories:
dumbest, best friend, emotions, feelings, heartbreak, heartbroken, i
Form:
Rhyme
Soul Rich
I've got love for the small few who stayed when I was at my lowest
My heart's been broken and damaged so many times
I try to hide a lot of the thoughts I have inside of...
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Categories:
dumbest, courage, deep, emotions, encouraging, loneliness, longing, lost,
Form:
Free verse
Steve Jobs and True Jobs and Lies
COPYRIGHT 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
POETIC LYRICS BY THOMAS L.H. ANDRESS
STEVE JOBS..............'THE MAN!'
Stevie...Foot's-Bare...and-NAKED!
TRUTH-or-DARE!
Dearest...DO-YOU-DAREST?
It's...TRUTH-or-DARE!
STEVIE...STEVIE...it's-OUR-NAME!
STEVIE-STEVIE!
Stevie...Foot's-Bare...and-NAKED!
IT'S...TRUTH-OR-DARE!
DEAREST...DO---YOU---DAREST?
It's...TRUTH-or-DARE!
STEVIE...STEVIE...IT'S-OUR-NAME!
STEVIE-STEVIE...STOCK'S...OUR-NAME...ISN'T-IT?
STEVIE-STEVIE!
DUMB-AND-DUMBER...YOU-LOUSY...LOUT!
YOU...DOUBT-and-DOUBT...DUMB-DOUBTERS...ALL!
DUMB...AND-DUMBER-'N-DUMBEST!
DUMB-'N-NUMB...YOU'RE-ALL...NUMB-'N-DUMBER...'N-DUMBER(EST)!
There-was-a-MOUNTAIN...MAN...THERE-WAS...THIS-MOUNTAIN!
Do-YA-THINKS...THIS-'OL-ROCK...ROLLS-RIGHT?
ARE-YA...DUMBER-'N-DUMBER...OR-EST!
STEVIE...WE'RE...ALL...JUST...CRYING-CRYING...STOCK'S...SOARING-'N-SOARING!
I'M-DYING...AND-DYING...AND-JUST...JUST...CRYING-'N-CRYING!
YOU-WERE...DUMBER-'N-DUMBER...BUT-NOT-A-LYING!
WE...WE'RE...ALL...SO-SORRY...YOUR...FINGERS...WE-BURNT-'N-BURNT!
You-Had...THESE...ROYAL-BLUE...FINGERS!
AND-THE-BLUEST...AND-TRUEST-EYES!
There-was-THIS-'OL...MOUNTAIN-MAN...AND...MAN...HE
WAS-a...LIVING-LEGEND!
TIE-DYED...AND-TRUE!
FOOT-LOOSE...and-all...TOO-COOL!
FOOT-LOOSE...and-all...TOO-COOL!
THE...LEGEND...OF-STEVE...JOBS!
THE...LEGEND...OF-STEVE...JOBS!
A...GENIUS...OF-HIS-AND-OUR-TIME!
MOUNTAIN...MAN...MAN...A-MAN-OF-WAR!
A-MAN-O-WAR!
A-MAN-O-WAR!
STEVE-JOBS...LADIES-AND-GENTS!
STEVE-JOBS...LADIES-AND-GENTS!
FINI!!!
Poet's Own Notes:
A Terrific Song, "I'll take you there."...
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Categories:
dumbest, age, angel, anti bullying, art, beautiful, best
Form:
Ballad
In the Guise of Loved
Substitution in the guise of love
deceit for a life time
for all the things they want
And there’s nothing they can tell you
from what little do they know
only to accept you
as if they would grow
and mature into...
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Categories:
dumbest, child, child abuse, childhood, children,
Form:
Free verse
Who Are They To Say
hey doc
give it to me straight
you'd be suprised what I can take
no candy coated words
surrounding terms I've never heard
you use to scare
off all the interns...
I'm so sorry
for all their inquiries
they think are so necessary
for...
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Categories:
dumbest, death, words,
Form:
Ballade
The Tattoo
I'm telling you up front right now,
Ignore that tattoo on my forehead that says ‘soul mate’,
I know what you're thinking,
‘I don’t think I can love anymore’,
‘It's just a crush I don’t love you’,
‘You can't fall...
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Categories:
dumbest, love, love, me,
Form:
Epigram
A Cork of a Broken Bottle
Who could have told? Who could have said?
That life is fair and it can't be altered;
Who owns the wisdom? Who owns the words?
That could calm a man who is tricked and shattered....
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Categories:
dumbest, allegory, analogy, confusion,
Form:
Couplet
Goats and Jokes
HayleeDale—she is a magical deck of cards.
If she came with directions that would have been helpful.
But she did not—It is ok--I got her figured out.
I knew when I met her, she would be with...
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Categories:
dumbest, absence, anxiety, baby, courage, daughter, family, mother,
Form:
Free verse