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Polish Limerick-And Then Some

There once was a dumb blonde from Warsaw 'twas the dumbest blonde I ever saw. She was bound for Krakow but wound up in Moscow holding a kielbasa in each paw. This dumb blonde headed back to Warsaw without kielbasa in either paw. Under a chair beneath she had lost her false teeth and had to eat sausage through a straw. written March 15, 2011 I checked the syllable counts in each line myself

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Date: 3/26/2021 2:27:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. Thanks, you made me laugh. Have a blessed day/weekend..................
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Date: 3/21/2021 9:05:00 PM
Great limericks, Robert, congratulations! Hugs Eve
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Date: 3/20/2021 3:41:00 PM
Robert. congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limericks!
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Date: 3/20/2021 3:31:00 PM
Made me chuckle with this limerick. Well done. love phyl
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Date: 3/20/2021 3:19:00 PM
for me this is REALLY well done, Robert. Glad I saw it just now!
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Date: 3/19/2021 4:26:00 PM
Dropping back with many congrats on your win Robert:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/15/2021 6:10:00 PM
ha ha ha love it:-) hugs Jan xx
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