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Quandary Resolved

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The wheels fell off my thingamajig
as a thingy
came loose in the whachamacallit
or perhaps it was the doodad
on the wotsit
which was the cause to stall it
and it'll take a few odds 'n...

Categories: doodad, fun, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme

Aliens Confused by English Gibberish

...What is that gizmo on your head?
Little doodad his son quickly said
Is it a whatchamacallit or a rinky dink?
Whatever you want Daddy, whatever you think.

The pool-side aliens who had been liste...

Categories: doodad, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

The old fart alter cocker shuffle

...The old fart (alter cocker) shuffle

as one fairly long run on sentence
unwittingly made locally famous 
courtesy residents here at 
Highland Manor Apartments
as first one foot and then the oth...

Categories: doodad, age, courage, death, grave,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Artifact, Object, Doodad, Dingus

...I wish to possess an artifact,
or possibly an object.
There are spaces

     in this poem,

gaps in this thing, these lines.
So do we not need an item,
or some kind of body?
How about an art...

Categories: doodad, growing up, nonsense, philosophy,
Form: Free verse

Foolish Man's Plight

...Spending money on a worthless doodad
Caught his eye like a red-blinking light,
Reminded him of something he never had
Spending money on a worthless doodad.
Later, buyer’s remorse made...

Categories: doodad, feelings, money, youth,
Form: Triolet

Dental Doodad

...There once was an old geezer named Bob
who loved to munch on corn on the cob.
But since he wore false teeth
kernels got underneath:
and so he'd turn them down with a sob.


Sitting on ...

Categories: doodad, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Limerick

Change Happens

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Change Happens
Written: by Miracle Man
1-11-2020 

Its a given, that change,
is an ongoing thing.
It causes me to contemplate,
what tomorrow might bring.

All change isn’t benefici...

Categories: doodad, change,
Form: Lyric

Baby Face Scowl

...YOU? Why are YOU up in here, all on the prowl,
looking closely at me, causing me to scowl?
DUDE, can't you see anger set in my jowls?

I just arrived brand new, so I still re...

Categories: doodad, anger, baby, birth, change,
Form: Rhyme

Benediction To My Deux Daughters Verse Number One

...(Thy lovely lasses unwittingly 
unstintingly unexpectedly 
taught me selflessness)

Every Holiday time each year, 
a rocketing increase asper
doling out Uriah Heap ping 
largesse imposed upon ...

Categories: doodad, appreciation, creation, dedication, encouraging,
Form: Ballad

Wattpad

...Sometimes I feel sad maybe even mad
That's when I like to go to a place
Where my rhymes can be cad or bad
They might even make you glad
Always strive to be ironclad
Possibly start a fad
...

Categories: doodad, how i feel, words,
Form: Monorhyme

Alliteration On a Therapist's Treatment

...ALLITERATION
ON A THERAPIST’S TREATMENT

To physically fit my fickle frame
I found the fame of the following dame:
  From sit to somewhat surely stand
I can, when I concur with her command.

...

Categories: doodad, humor, word play, words,
Form: Light Verse

Garmed

...Quixotic notions of
 the  usage  of
quixotic,
Pile gone, pie all
gone, pi-AL-gon,
The peoples prophet
now Corporately
sponsored,
As the men behind
pulpit scream at the
man on the mound,
A ...

Categories: doodad, confusion, culture, future, humor,
Form: Free verse