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My Dog Ate My Homework

...I'm going to tell you a story, I swear its 100% true.. About what happened to my homework, and why it was overdue. You see my dog ate my homework, oh no! oh gosh! I stare at it in horror, its been......Read the rest...

Categories: dog ate my homework, childhood, dog, fun, homework,
Form: Rhyme

The Dog-ged Lie

...THE DOG-GED LIE In a house on a bustling street, Lived a pup with paws and fur so neat. His owner, a young lad of just ten, Made a promise to his furry friend, Ben. "Dear dog," the boy did so......Read the rest...

Categories: dog ate my homework, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme

My Dog Ate My Homework

...My dog ate my homework. Really he did! ‘Cause he's a bad dog and I'm a good kid! I really love math class and my teacher's a whiz It's truly not my fault that I flunk every quiz. ‘Cause the new m......Read the rest...

Categories: dog ate my homework, 6th grade, childhood, homework,
Form: Rhyme

One, Short of a Six Pack

...Caught red-handed, but he knew what to do! "The dog ate my homework"' once worked for me too. But for federal and international crime, Hardly a kid's assignment, I guess he does not know that. L......Read the rest...

Categories: dog ate my homework, america, political,
Form: Rhyme

It Was the Dog

...The house is a wreck, and I'm sorry I'm late. The cats are all grounded, because one of them ate - Oh no!! My homework! The cat ate my homework. Which one? I know not. I have forty two......Read the rest...

Categories: dog ate my homework, homework,
Form: Free verse

Excuses

...The dog ate my homework When I turned around My humor was stolen By a circus clown I was abducted by aliens Is the reason I'm late To pick you up For our dinner date I dropped the......Read the rest...

Categories: dog ate my homework, funny, truth,
Form: Rhyme

I Didn'T Do My Math Homework

...I didn’t do my math homework! I watched T.V instead! I better come up with an excuse... and quick! Or else I’m surely dead! My brother tore it! It’s in the garbage! Mom says it causes brain damage! ......Read the rest...

Categories: dog ate my homework, childhood, education, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme

My Dog Ate My Homework

...My dog ate my homework He doesn't know what he's done He's forced me to defend myself with what is essentially a pun I asked him why'd he do it He started licking his butt It angered me m......Read the rest...

Categories: dog ate my homework, me, parody, satire,
Form: I do not know?