Dog Ate My Homework Poems - Poems about Dog Ate My Homework

...I'm going to tell you a story, I swear its 100% true.. About what happened to my homework, and why it was overdue. You see my dog ate my homework, oh no! oh gosh! I stare at it in horror, its been......

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...THE DOG-GED LIE In a house on a bustling street, Lived a pup with paws and fur so neat. His owner, a young lad of just ten, Made a promise to his furry friend, Ben. "Dear dog," the boy did so......

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...My dog ate my homework. Really he did! ‘Cause he's a bad dog and I'm a good kid! I really love math class and my teacher's a whiz It's truly not my fault that I flunk every quiz. ‘Cause the new m......

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...Caught red-handed, but he knew what to do! "The dog ate my homework"' once worked for me too. But for federal and international crime, Hardly a kid's assignment, I guess he does not know that. L......

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...The house is a wreck, and I'm sorry I'm late. The cats are all grounded, because one of them ate - Oh no!! My homework! The cat ate my homework. Which one? I know not. I have forty two......

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...The dog ate my homework When I turned around My humor was stolen By a circus clown I was abducted by aliens Is the reason I'm late To pick you up For our dinner date I dropped the......

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...I didn’t do my math homework! I watched T.V instead! I better come up with an excuse... and quick! Or else I’m surely dead! My brother tore it! It’s in the garbage! Mom says it causes brain damage! ......

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...My dog ate my homework He doesn't know what he's done He's forced me to defend myself with what is essentially a pun I asked him why'd he do it He started licking his butt It angered me m......

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