My Dog Ate My Homework

I'm going to tell you a story, I swear its 100% true.. About what happened to my homework, and why it was overdue. You see my dog ate my homework, oh no! oh gosh! I stare at it in horror, its been gobbled and squashed. I've worked hard all week to have my homework done.. I did it all by myself.. with no help from my mum. No excuse, no reason, it cannot be late.. The punishment detention.. and that I would hate! Now I must explain to my teacher, OMG! what a fright! I know he wont beleive me.. but then again.. he might. But perhaps, my dear teacher, you'll find it quite absurd.. That my dog ate my homework.. every single word.