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I Didn'T Do My Math Homework

I didn’t do my math homework!
I watched T.V instead!
I better come up with an excuse... and quick!
Or else I’m surely dead!

My brother tore it!
It’s in the garbage!
Mom says it causes brain damage!

My power was out!
I had the flu!
I was having trouble excreting my poo!

You know, why even bother?
My excuses are so lame!
I know! My dog ate my homework!
Now to find a dog I can blame...

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Apoorva Patrikar

Date: 2/5/2013 9:32:00 AM

haha! Congrats on your win :)

Skat A

Date: 1/12/2013 11:56:00 AM

way to go, Congratulations, a wonderful win*SKAT

Seren Roberts

Date: 1/10/2013 10:31:00 PM

Haha what a great poem, congratulations ..Seren

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/10/2013 5:47:00 PM

Jacob, nice to see you on Susan's winning list... always~ PD

Joyce Johnson

Date: 1/10/2013 5:27:00 PM

I'm glad you didn't do it Jacob or we would have missed out on this delight. very funny. Love, Joyce

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 1/10/2013 3:47:00 PM

Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

Carrie Richards

Date: 1/10/2013 3:24:00 PM

Funny and clever this one!! A well deserved win, Jacob! Congratulations to you!

Tim Ryerson

Date: 1/10/2013 1:42:00 PM

Your mom was right...my brain got damaged every time I had to do homework...Very funny and clever poem, Jacob and congratulations to you sir - Tim

Gwendolen Song

Date: 1/10/2013 11:43:00 AM

Rather u were REALLY watching the Mickey Mouse Club, right? hahahahahah...this is fun and I am super thrilled to see one of our youth poets do so well! You go, Jacob!!!

Gwendolen Song
Date: 1/10/2013 11:44:00 AM

WHOOOOOT!!!!!!!

Carol Eastman

Date: 1/10/2013 8:37:00 AM

I wish I could have thought of this! Tremendous... Unfortunately, I never could have written it so good... Positively... Loved this! Congratulations on the win. I'm glad I got to read It. My Hubby laughed all the way to work...

Bukang Liwayway

Date: 1/10/2013 7:56:00 AM

Congratulations on your grand win friend Jacob. you really blame the dog? hahahaha funny...Hugs, Maria

Vicky Tsiluma

Date: 1/10/2013 7:46:00 AM

Wonderfully written Jacob! I like the light hearted mood and the humour. Congrats on your win!

Heather Ober

Date: 1/10/2013 7:18:00 AM

Fantastic! :) Congrats on an awesome win!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 1/10/2013 7:12:00 AM

Congratulation Jacob poor dogs get the blame for everything xx

Gail Debole

Date: 11/26/2012 12:01:00 PM

You have a fine sense of humor and the creative mind to entertain with it! Enjoyed!

David Williams

Date: 11/26/2012 11:16:00 AM

Jacob the bain of every school child....David

Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 11/26/2012 3:54:00 AM

I'm not surprised, latin was ok but math caused buzzing in my head! So don't be hard on yourself, we've come this far with rudimentary interest in the stuff! Neat humor you offer :)

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 11/26/2012 2:30:00 AM

I tutored my son age 19 to get his maths pass, he failed at school 3 times. I took over their job and he passed, not allowed to forget his homework and there could be no excuses. Thank you so much for your very high praise I appreciate it so much. Like lots of poets I too run a site poemslastforever.com. I have some poems published which I feel very honoured to have, I get such a thrill to see my work in magazines. Once again Jacob thank you, and I will take a look at your site xx

Yanny Widjanarko

Date: 11/25/2012 5:04:00 PM

Hahahahaha.... this is really funny, reminds me of my childhood, even I never blamed a dog for my undone homework XD, hilarious! - Hug, Yanny