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I Didn't Do My Math Homework

I didn’t do my math homework! I watched T.V instead! I better come up with an excuse... and quick! Or else I’m surely dead! My brother tore it! It’s in the garbage! Mom says it causes brain damage! My power was out! I had the flu! I was having trouble excreting my poo! You know, why even bother? My excuses are so lame! I know! My dog ate my homework! Now to find a dog I can blame...

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Date: 2/5/2013 9:32:00 AM
haha! Congrats on your win :)
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Date: 1/12/2013 11:56:00 AM
way to go, Congratulations, a wonderful win*SKAT
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Date: 1/10/2013 10:31:00 PM
Haha what a great poem, congratulations ..Seren
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Date: 1/10/2013 5:47:00 PM
Jacob, nice to see you on Susan's winning list... always~ PD
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Date: 1/10/2013 5:27:00 PM
I'm glad you didn't do it Jacob or we would have missed out on this delight. very funny. Love, Joyce
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Date: 1/10/2013 3:47:00 PM
Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
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Date: 1/10/2013 3:24:00 PM
Funny and clever this one!! A well deserved win, Jacob! Congratulations to you!
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Date: 1/10/2013 1:42:00 PM
Your mom was brain got damaged every time I had to do homework...Very funny and clever poem, Jacob and congratulations to you sir - Tim
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Date: 1/10/2013 11:43:00 AM
Rather u were REALLY watching the Mickey Mouse Club, right? hahahahahah...this is fun and I am super thrilled to see one of our youth poets do so well! You go, Jacob!!!
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Date: 1/10/2013 11:44:00 AM
Date: 1/10/2013 8:37:00 AM
I wish I could have thought of this! Tremendous... Unfortunately, I never could have written it so good... Positively... Loved this! Congratulations on the win. I'm glad I got to read It. My Hubby laughed all the way to work...
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Date: 1/10/2013 7:56:00 AM
Congratulations on your grand win friend Jacob. you really blame the dog? hahahaha funny...Hugs, Maria
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Date: 1/10/2013 7:46:00 AM
Wonderfully written Jacob! I like the light hearted mood and the humour. Congrats on your win!
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Date: 1/10/2013 7:18:00 AM
Fantastic! :) Congrats on an awesome win!
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Date: 1/10/2013 7:12:00 AM
Congratulation Jacob poor dogs get the blame for everything xx
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Date: 11/26/2012 12:01:00 PM
You have a fine sense of humor and the creative mind to entertain with it! Enjoyed!
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Date: 11/26/2012 11:16:00 AM
Jacob the bain of every school child....David
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Date: 11/26/2012 3:54:00 AM
I'm not surprised, latin was ok but math caused buzzing in my head! So don't be hard on yourself, we've come this far with rudimentary interest in the stuff! Neat humor you offer :)
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Date: 11/26/2012 2:30:00 AM
I tutored my son age 19 to get his maths pass, he failed at school 3 times. I took over their job and he passed, not allowed to forget his homework and there could be no excuses. Thank you so much for your very high praise I appreciate it so much. Like lots of poets I too run a site I have some poems published which I feel very honoured to have, I get such a thrill to see my work in magazines. Once again Jacob thank you, and I will take a look at your site xx
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Date: 11/25/2012 5:04:00 PM
Hahahahaha.... this is really funny, reminds me of my childhood, even I never blamed a dog for my undone homework XD, hilarious! - Hug, Yanny
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