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I Didn'T Do My Math Homework

I didn’t do my math homework!
I watched T.V instead!
I better come up with an excuse... and quick!
Or else I’m surely dead!

My brother tore it!
It’s in the garbage!
Mom says it causes brain damage!

My power was out!
I had the flu!
I was having trouble excreting my poo!

You know, why even bother?
My excuses are so lame!
I know! My dog ate my homework!
Now to find a dog I can blame...

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Apoorva Patrikar

February 5, 2013 at 9:32 AM

haha! Congrats on your win :)

Skat A

January 12, 2013 at 11:56 AM

way to go, Congratulations, a wonderful win*SKAT

Seren Roberts

January 10, 2013 at 10:31 PM

Haha what a great poem, congratulations ..Seren

Poet Destroyer A

January 10, 2013 at 5:47 PM

Jacob, nice to see you on Susan's winning list... always~ PD

Joyce Johnson

January 10, 2013 at 5:27 PM

I'm glad you didn't do it Jacob or we would have missed out on this delight. very funny. Love, Joyce

Debbie Guzzi

January 10, 2013 at 3:47 PM

Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

Carrie Richards

January 10, 2013 at 3:24 PM

Funny and clever this one!! A well deserved win, Jacob! Congratulations to you!

Tim Ryerson

January 10, 2013 at 1:42 PM

Your mom was right...my brain got damaged every time I had to do homework...Very funny and clever poem, Jacob and congratulations to you sir - Tim

Gwendolen Song

January 10, 2013 at 11:43 AM

Rather u were REALLY watching the Mickey Mouse Club, right? hahahahahah...this is fun and I am super thrilled to see one of our youth poets do so well! You go, Jacob!!!

Gwendolen Song

January 10, 2013 at 11:44 AM

WHOOOOOT!!!!!!!

Carol Eastman

January 10, 2013 at 8:37 AM

I wish I could have thought of this! Tremendous... Unfortunately, I never could have written it so good... Positively... Loved this! Congratulations on the win. I'm glad I got to read It. My Hubby laughed all the way to work...

Bukang Liwayway

January 10, 2013 at 7:56 AM

Congratulations on your grand win friend Jacob. you really blame the dog? hahahaha funny...Hugs, Maria

Vicky Tsiluma

January 10, 2013 at 7:46 AM

Wonderfully written Jacob! I like the light hearted mood and the humour. Congrats on your win!

Heather Ober

January 10, 2013 at 7:18 AM

Fantastic! :) Congrats on an awesome win!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

January 10, 2013 at 7:12 AM

Congratulation Jacob poor dogs get the blame for everything xx

Gail Debole

November 26, 2012 at 12:01 PM

You have a fine sense of humor and the creative mind to entertain with it! Enjoyed!

David Williams

November 26, 2012 at 11:16 AM

Jacob the bain of every school child....David

Elizabeth Wesley

November 26, 2012 at 3:54 AM

I'm not surprised, latin was ok but math caused buzzing in my head! So don't be hard on yourself, we've come this far with rudimentary interest in the stuff! Neat humor you offer :)

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

November 26, 2012 at 2:30 AM

I tutored my son age 19 to get his maths pass, he failed at school 3 times. I took over their job and he passed, not allowed to forget his homework and there could be no excuses. Thank you so much for your very high praise I appreciate it so much. Like lots of poets I too run a site poemslastforever.com. I have some poems published which I feel very honoured to have, I get such a thrill to see my work in magazines. Once again Jacob thank you, and I will take a look at your site xx