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Funny Divorce Poems

These Funny Divorce poems are examples of Divorce poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Divorce Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Don't Shoot the Messenger
Pardon me I have a message

You may think that it's a joke

But the bank has sent this letter

To inform you that you're broke

I can tell...

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Categories: divorce,



You can't divorce a good joke
Bluntly, someone said
they could never imagine
my being married.
This stung.
I laughed.
I am more
a comic
than
a romantic.
Pain is preferably felt
without witness;
better yet,
with punchlines.
Those precious people
who cry amongst us...

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Categories: divorce, emotions, funny, humor, marriage,

Premium Member Divorce
Devastated
Individuals
Vowing love now departing
Over time
Reconciliation
Comes with
Eternal peace for all....

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Categories: divorce, cry, hurt, kid, love,

The Wrong Leap
The Wrong Leap 
The hardest lesson
Has been to get rid of the tension
That you’re no longer at my mention 

Well thank God, I got that...

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Categories: break up, deep, divorce,

Divorce-All Done No More Fun Son
DIVORCE POEM: ALL DONE NO MORE FUN SON 
So now is crunch time,  
There is no more entertaining any-more Sunday brunch times! 
There’s no...

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Categories: divorce, emotions, farewell, inspirational,



Your Heart I Want It Back, By Davieo, David Rothchild
Your Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild

Your Heart
I want it back
It was always my fervent passionate art
To draw out your laughter, smiles,...

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Categories: divorce, care, funny love, i

Premium Member Dearest Daughter
Dearest Daughter
(written for Amy)

My dearest daughter, 
we just met, 
but I know I know you, 
from your father's words. 
You are full of laughter, 
and...

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Categories: divorce, angel, butterfly, children, christian,

Premium Member Life
Life

Life is full of pain, 
and I don't know why? 

I do in fact...
know the Lord, 
I know Him... 
by name. 
He is with me....

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Categories: divorce, america, angel, cancer, caregiving,

Premium Member Butterfly
Butterfly

Butterfly sweet, 
lovely wings of gossamer gold. 
Stretch your tips to the stars, 
as that is the reality of freedom. 
Glide for hours above the...

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Categories: divorce, butterfly, cancer, confusion, daughter,

Premium Member These
These... 

These are the days my friend, 
that we thought would never come. 
They are beautiful beyond belief, 
and they are moving fast. 
The seconds...

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Categories: divorce, angel, celebration, confidence, depression,

Premium Member Queen Bee
Queen Bee

Buzz, buzz, buzz... 
Great Queen, I hear your song. 
Making honey with your workers... all night long. 
Sweet nectar of the forest, sweet liquid...

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Categories: divorce, best friend, confidence, endurance,

Premium Member Dear Father
Dear Father, mine. 

I ran away from bad. 
I took my children with me.
I found a place to run to. 
It was an empty castle...

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Categories: divorce, christian, courage, father, father

Premium Member In the Mirror of Life
When she was young,                                          ...

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Categories: divorce, dream, future, love,

Premium Member Drifter
Drifter

Coming in from nowhere, 
staying only a moment, 
and then moving on. 
Friend, or foe?
Hard to know. 
What to call you...
by name? 

Without family, 
left...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: divorce, abortion, abuse, addiction, america,

Premium Member Feeling Young
Feeling Young

Quiet is the morning, 
the sun coming over the mountains...
in the distance. 
Not quickly, 
but exactly at the right time. 
The day has begun....

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Categories: divorce, age, angel, happiness, heaven,


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