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Dirty Old Man Poems - Poems about Dirty Old Man


Premium Member A Dirty Old Man
A dirty old man Some call me wrongly because I am still breathing A dirty old man I will be until the day They lower me down A dirty old man Jealous of my successes Have no humor left A dirty old man What could anyone think of At sixty-nine?...

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Categories: dirty old man, age, humor, sexy,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Dirty Old Man Inspired By Viv Wigley - Bawdy Limerick
There was an old man from Derby Who begged me to sit on his knee The speed of his rise Took me by surprise No wonder he’s looking guilty! Inspired by a comment I saw from Viv Wigley where the poet had used the traditional opening line of a limerick 'there was an old' ... Poem posted with permission of Viv,...

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Categories: dirty old man, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick



Dirty Old Man
He sits in the park and feeds all the birds, And watches the children at play, An old man of eighty, he sits all alone, Remembering a time in his day, When he was a boy, just playing around, Making fun of a man on a bench, Who was feeding the birds and watching him play, A dirty old man with a...

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Categories: dirty old man, old,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Dirty Old Man
Sometimes I feel like a dirty old man All I can think of is cuties when I scan But I'm innocent by heck Natural as breathing I suspect Turning my crank and exposing my minivan...

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Categories: dirty old man, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Dirty Old Man
Sometimes I feel like a dirty old man All I can think of is cuties when I scan But I'm innocent by heck Natural as breathing I suspect Turning my crank and exposing my minivan © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: dirty old man, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member A Dirty Old Man
There's so many chickies walking round on the loose I dribble and drool like a silly old goose The older I become The more luscious their bums Sure would like to fondle and paddle their caboose © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: dirty old man, fantasy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Dirty Old Man
I'm full of poop I am I am Tried being serious but don't think I can Tried every trick It's not my schtick Guess I'll continue being a dirty old man © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: dirty old man, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dirty Old Man
A lecherous man from Milan Will ogle whenever he can The shorter the skirt The more he will flirt Guess he’s just a dirty old man! 15th June 2015...

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Categories: dirty old man, humorous,
Form: Limerick
This Dirty Old Man Wrote a Poem
This dirty old man wrote a poem. It was an ode to lovers. He sang a song that glorified adulterers. And when his rhyme was done there was a thunderous applause from everyone. People seemed to get what he was talkin' 'bout Since many in that room had tip toed out with someone who did not belong to the ring on their finger. The poem was a dead ringer for...

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Categories: dirty old man, beautiful, marriage, sensual, sexy,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Dirty Old Man
Wotcha doin alookin at me dat way? I can see you old enough an you wanna play. Well let me tell ya sistah I may be a senior mistah But I still know how to play. Baby. I'ma dirty old man. A Dirty old man. I'm a Dirty old man you mama warned you about. Dirty old...

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Categories: dirty old man, abuse, assonance, bullying, hip
Form: Rengay
The Dirty Old Man
His name was Charles Bukowski, but he liked to go by the name of Hank. He was a dirty old man, who wrote poems and did poetry readings that paid him next to nothing. With a wine bottle in his hand a pack of cigarettes in the other, with a half burnt cigarette lit in his mouth and he was dressed like a Hollywood...

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Categories: dirty old man, body, character, courage, crazy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The ''Dirty Old Man'' Syndrome Song
When traveling among the throng His thoughts have too often gone wrong Alluring effects Of the opposite sex Have the devil stomping his prong...

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Categories: dirty old man, funny, travel,
Form: Limerick
This Dirty Old Man
The Dirty Old Man... I once knew of a dirty old man. His way of living—I didn't understand. To the altar, many times he cried. You wouldn't believe the things he tried. His involvement with sex became an addiction. He began to raise quite a suspicion. His wife he once loved was now despised. I can still see the tears...

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Categories: dirty old man, confusion, dedication, depression, devotion,
Form: Rhyme
The Dirty Old Man
I once knew of a dirty old man. His way of living—I didn't understand. To the altar, many times he cried. You wouldn't believe the things he tried. His involvement with sex became an addiction. He began to raise quite a suspicion. His wife he once loved was now despised. I can still see the tears in her eyes. “What's...

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Categories: dirty old man, familygod, god, love,
Form: Rhyme

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