Funny Diminished Hexaverse Poems

You forgot my day,
My sad~sad birthday,
No card~gift or call,
I waited all day,
Ended without you.  


Your words are mean,
Your lies are told,
Breaking my heart,
Your mouth...

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Laughter soothes the soul
Giggling makes my day,
Chortles will improve
My mood, so they say,
Smiles are so groovy!

Silliness beams
Grin big, my friends
Chuckling at memes
Snickering trends

Guffawing
Gleefully
Mimicking

Joking
Funny

MIRTH 

THIRD PLACE...

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Countrysides calling,
dull and dreary towns.
Tides of joy hitting,
poor men's simple huts,
bringing spring of growth.

Sunny, funny
Lively weather
Sowing seeds of
Peace and pleasure.

Scents of sprouts
Sunshine show
Rainbow sky

Lovely
Reborn

Spring.


Second Place...

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My toilet paper
regularly trots
out of the bathroom,
throughout the whole house,
no, it is not trained.

If it were trained
I am certain 
it would proudly
stay nice and neat.

My...

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This is Spring

Trees in pink array
bloom in April, May
in a grand display
on a springtime day
cherry blossoms sway

to a warm breeze
that stirs to please
puts hearts at...

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Chickens are funny 
In so many ways
Barnyard clowns for sure
Pecking and clucking
Fighting over feed

Some are road kill
Suicidal
Kamikaze
Free range chickens

White feathers
Golden beaks
Staring eyes

Barnyard
Cackling
Magic

Chicks...

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The moment has come:
We have to leave now.
The zombies are here,
And after our brains,
As everyone feared.

They can't be killed.
They can't be beat.
Take my advice:
Don't even...

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“Hi Sexy”, I said to 
The giant beaked black emu;
The next thing I recall,
Big yellow beak heading
At me, full speed ahead
And I quickly stepped back.

Stalled...

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Wishing on a star,
I wanted a car;
But a horse walked by;
Winked its’ big brown eye;
And I had a ride.

The night is late
My horse just ate;
This...

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When I was a kid
I liked to skate fast
Not on frozen ice
But on roller skates
Down a great big hill

We were a group
Of skating kids
I...

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It is a very nice bowl
I clean the nice bowl
Very careful
Delicate
Dropping
Smash...

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I am a poor girl
I do not earn much
I am tight spending
Nothing comes easy
So I waste nothing

Pennies I pick
From off the street
Cares not who sees
It...

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When I go to buy gas,
My teeth I want to gnash,
And I curse 'neath my breath,
And want to choke the hose!
Save room at the poor...

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Eternal music
ringing in your heart
melodies burst forth
singing moon dust songs
perfect harmony
Terry Black sings
song named Moondust
movie Meatballs
love and romance
stereo
funny film
heavens glow
love song
mortal
sang

song
Moondust
drifted
from Heaven
fell upon 
your shoulders
was...

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Toot, toot goes the train.
Jump, jump goes the brain.
Moved to a new house.
Old one had a mouse.
Sometimes change is good.

It's all the same!
Play the sleep...

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