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Dim Witted Poems - Examples of all types of poems about dim witted to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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At the Crux
...4/8/24 Aww shucks Still at the crux In a state of flux With reality still out of touch I've been puzzled much So I smoke a couple blunts That's a double dutch From dawn to dusk I turned my......
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Dalton Ogletree
Categories:
dim witted,
dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
VERSE PURSE
...VERSE PURSE Yearly tradition Poetry competition All had ambition Just wait for the call Announced in the Poet Hall Said the know it all Poems submitted Against each other pitted Even d......
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Howard Osborne
Categories:
dim witted,
poetry,
Form:
Senryu
Misapplication of Words
... _______Conscious Mind________--- She used her natural beauty to keep him. She often times exerted her power of her attractiveness to get her way. He remarked of how she made him tingle inside.......
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Allan Terry
Categories:
dim witted,
break up, business, crazy,
Form:
Ballad
Tunnel of Mystery
...Women have an inny Between their legs Every year she gets a dozen eggs Sometimes she cracks one open Then begins the hoping That the baby comes out right Perhaps a child of the light Or a crea......
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Eric Nolan
Categories:
dim witted,
birth, woman,
Form:
Rhyme
The Silence of the Ewes
...The silence of the ewes He helped run them up seven sheep for the slaughter got them into the truck, taking them to the abattoir in a pen outside, they waited and bleated nonstop Dim-witted p......
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Jan Hansen
Categories:
dim witted,
animal, betrayal, lost,
Form:
Blank verse
Revising the Book of Life
...1. Rumor has it on heavens above, Among the angels’ divine sphere, That God after very much though Decided in man’s life to interfere. 2. For He has observed Man’s mistakes, That late......
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Demetrios Trifiatis
Categories:
dim witted,
abuse, betrayal, nature,
Form:
Quatrain
Lie About Lying
...The moral compass is spinning Democracy’s light is dimming The country faces ruin The lies just keep on coming No honour, dignity or integrity remains In this government that fails and wanes ......
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A Yorkshire Poet
Categories:
dim witted,
abuse, betrayal, corruption, england,
Form:
Free verse
Caught Again
...Come, consider his story, People not used to fear. He tells a tale And we entrust him, But he and his kind, We simply disgust them. Prosaic dupes, (We’re quite the fools) Praise God as he goe......
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Laurie Slicer
Categories:
dim witted,
anger, betrayal, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Intermission Fool - Cafeteria Monitor
...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......
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Michael Kalavik
Categories:
dim witted,
10th grade, allegory, food,
Form:
Burlesque
Climate Warming
...1. Rumor has it on heavens above Among the angels’ divine sphere That God after very much though Decided in man’s life to interfere 2. For He has observed Man’s mistakes Which lately ......
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Demetrios Trifiatis
Categories:
dim witted,
life, planet, weather,
Form:
Quatrain
The Atheist's Surprise
...He was an atheist. He was proud of it. Those who believed in the existence of a Supreme being, and in the survival of the soul after death, Were, for him, dim-witted people worthy only to be Th......
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Demetrios Trifiatis
Categories:
dim witted,
atheist, death, god, life,
Form:
Free verse
Not For Sale -- To You
...A good friend of ours was approached by a very uninformed buyer for a mint condition 1958 Corvette he'd put up for sale. It didn't go well - “So, why are you selling your '58 Vette", t......
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Mark Stellinga
Categories:
dim witted,
car,
Form:
Verse
Opinions
...Opinions matter, I am clear in head I do hear them with courtsey and respect They help me pick up any useful thread Opinions matter, I am clear in head I like opinions kindness that embed For pe......
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Mohan Chutani
Categories:
dim witted,
voice,
Form:
Triolet
Navigating Outward Bounds of Relationships
...Volition, orientation familiarization aahing and oohing within restrictive paradigm molding inviolable honorable gentility - flagrantly, desirously, clearly boyz abandoning willfully skirting, pa......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
dim witted,
friendship, hyperbole, joy, love,
Form:
Free verse
Upon Espying Aesthetically Pleasing Females
...I admit tubby distracted by a modeling female physique when attempting to write, an aching agony rips thru this son, gripping with hard on – tight - by Dickens constricting sensation, who orbi......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
dim witted,
absence, adventure, animal, art,
Form:
Free verse
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