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Chapter 1: Betrayal Stinks - a Poetic Journey
Give me a pleasant, 
Elevating and 
Elegant embrace
Times like these are Grim 

Believe in Him
Don’t give up on them –
The people you hang out with
So much fun, I can clearly see actually, 
Time and time...

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Categories: dim witted, angst, anxiety,
Form: Free verse



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There are a select few people who are essential to my entire well-being
Embarrassed that I haven’t thanked you for the love you gave to me
I must tackle the troubles that double in size, strength and...

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Categories: dim witted, appreciation, change, emotions, encouraging, growth, hope, hurt,
Form: Rhyme
Fck Digital it was real
digital, it was real

Whenever I went online, 
I felt happiness down my spine.

Profile picture and name was fake and stuff, 
first they started accusing me for it rightfully, but they must've taken too much of...

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Categories: dim witted, 9th grade,
Form: Free verse
At the Crux
4/8/24

Aww shucks
Still at the crux
In a state of flux
With reality still out of touch
I've been puzzled much
So I smoke a couple blunts
That's a double dutch
From dawn to dusk
I turned myself into a husk
Just so I...

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Categories: dim witted, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, sad, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Intermission Fool - Cafeteria Monitor
Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of their place...

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Categories: dim witted, 10th grade, allegory, food, school,
Form: Burlesque



I Will Be Queen
She smirked 
With a remarkable resemblance 
To Miranda Richardson 
Playing Elizabeth the First

Just as soon as I can bump off 
My new Sister-in-Law
Korporate Kate 
That two bit Sloan 
It shall be I who is 
Next...

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Categories: dim witted, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Atheist's Surprise
He was an atheist.
He was proud of it.
Those who believed in the existence of a
Supreme being, and in the survival of the soul after death,
Were, for him, dim-witted people worthy only to be 
The laughing...

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Categories: dim witted, atheist, death, god, life,
Form: Free verse
Upon Espying Aesthetically Pleasing Females
I admit tubby distracted by a modeling
female physique when attempting to write,
an aching agony rips thru this son,
gripping with hard on – tight -
by Dickens constricting sensation,

who orbited the sun LX times
coon sitters himself heterosexual...

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Categories: dim witted, absence, adventure, animal, art, cute love, dad,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Tunnel of Mystery
Women have an inny
Between their legs
Every year she gets a dozen eggs
Sometimes she cracks one open
Then begins the hoping
That the baby comes out right
Perhaps a child of the light
Or a creature of the of the...

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© Eric Nolan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dim witted, birth, woman,
Form: Rhyme
Navigating Outward Bounds of Relationships
Volition, orientation familiarization aahing
and oohing within restrictive paradigm molding
inviolable honorable gentility -
flagrantly, desirously, clearly boyz abandoning
willfully skirting, panting (heavily)
forfeiting abominably, (no Joe King) abiding

chomping at bit, damning delineated, or obscure
parameters, between one acceding
Earthlinked selfish living
psychosexual...

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Categories: dim witted, friendship, hyperbole, joy, love, may, sensual, spiritual,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Rumor Has It Ii
Rumor has it on heavens above
Among the angels’ divine sphere
That God after very much thought  
Decided in man’s life to interfere     

For He has observed Man’s mistakes 
Which lately too...

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Categories: dim witted, environment, men, nature,
Form: Quatrain
The Bill of Rights, Part Ii
No illegal search and seizure
Says amendment Number Four
Probable cause necessary
Before we break down your door.
The warrant spells out what they search,
Describing things they will seize.
So hide them where you know they won’t
Go to the judge,...

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Categories: dim witted, confusion, education, funny, history, introspection, political, satire,
Form: Free verse
The Prime Directive Quiz ( P D Q ) Or Prolix Drama Queen Part Three of Three
‘Cause, Priests and Prophets Must Pray for The Reign…
and for Pre and Post-Op-Apocalyptic–Novocain ! …

Yet… It Doesn’t Matter, What Distress to You
 On the Planet, however Polluted or Profane
It Doesn’t Matter, What Distress to You
...

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Categories: dim witted, allegory, dedication, devotion, faith, father, hope, inspirational,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Route 66 - Part 2
“Route 66” (Part 2)


The Wicked Old Witch stalked her, flying above 
on her revved up battered old  Peugeot Stick made from 
twigs and oderous putrifying brown crud.
Up to this point all silent, the ugly...

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Categories: dim witted, betrayal, courage, imagery, integrity, journey, loss, love,
Form: Free verse
The Freezer
I cannot believe I can see
my own breath.
To amuse myself, I try
making shapes;
it doesn't work.
I see how fogged up
the glass on the door is.
I consider drawing on it,
and realize my fingers
will stick.
I wait about fifteen...

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Categories: dim witted, funny, imaginationme, me,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Rumor Has It
1.
Rumor has it on heavens above
Among the angels’ divine sphere
That God after very much though  
Decided in man’s life to interfere     

2.
For He has observed Man’s mistakes 
Which lately too...

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Categories: dim witted, animal, care, environment, men, planet,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Climate Warming
1.
Rumor has it on heavens above
Among the angels’ divine sphere
That God after very much though  
Decided in man’s life to interfere     

2.
For He has observed Man’s mistakes
Which lately too many...

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Categories: dim witted, life, planet, weather,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Revising the Book of Life
1.
Rumor has it on heavens above,
Among the angels’ divine sphere,
That God after very much though  
Decided in man’s life to interfere.     

2.
For He has observed Man’s mistakes,
That lately, too many...

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Categories: dim witted, abuse, betrayal, nature,
Form: Quatrain
The Things We Do
She told me she stopped drinking to avoid a hangover
This, I laughed at 
She does a lot of things almost like idiocy but I wouldn’t dare call it that
Not doing things to evade the consequence...

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Categories: dim witted, confusion, social, time, me,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member BIO
This is about me, so completely unique, and yet so much the same.
No that's not me, that's the beloved youngest member of our family , Brix!!!  

To name four things about me:
NOW: I am...

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Categories: dim witted, poetry,
Form: Bio
Premium Member Falsifying Truth
The concerned politician was running for re-election
   But a very cool, steamy sex scandal he struggled to hide
He used his thick, bald head to provide some harmful protection
   By taking a...

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Categories: dim witted, confusion, politicalwife, love,
Form: Quatrain
Misapplication of Words
_______Conscious Mind________---
She used her natural beauty to keep him.
She often times exerted her power
of her attractiveness to get her way.
He remarked of how
she made him tingle inside.
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______Sub-Conscious Mind________
Dim witted and gullible
he felt foolish and used
unwise...

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Categories: dim witted, break up, business, crazy, desire, friendship,
Form: Ballad
Twisted Karma
Fate has led my heart to find
A love that was never destined to last
I wonder if this is the punishment I deserve
For my cruel and heartless past
Karma has twisted my dreams so fast
And threw my...

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Categories: dim witted, angst, confusion, depression, forgiveness, friendship, hope, life,
Form: Prose Poetry
Karma Twisted
Who am I to you?

I love you
No longer my fried
Our bond is a broken glass we can’t mend
This could possibly be the end
A broken faith in you snaps from within
When you’re not lying in my...

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Categories: dim witted, angst, confusion, depression, devotion, family, forgiveness, friendship,
Form: Prose Poetry
BOLD by Brunch, with a side of a bunch of BS or Say-Less
The limb elongates in the bodies flayed attempt at survival.
Internal struggle, intelligently struggling in the maintaining of oxygen in a Bold  yet desperate display. Feeble gravities
Lunging, Lurching behind from within where wheels turn till...

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Categories: dim witted, beautiful, change, dance, devotion, feelings, integrity, passion,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things