Deputy Poems - Poems about Deputy

A candy cane fell off the tree And landed on my pussy's knee She licked sweet hair 'Til it was bare Some call that, "Serendipity"!...

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Two years ago Man started defending A war with virus Now still going on Man's throne is unstable New deputy is rising up one by one Soon out of control Unknown and discouraging Many have given up and gone Pity the man Pity the digital world Pity the innocents who have departed Without knowing what really happened Even those still alive are...

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Sheriff Andy’s had his share of strife with his deputy dope, Barney Fife. That first time that Barney showed up full of blarney, Andy ought to have run for his life! Feb. 7, 2019...

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The life of this Fife was inane No burglars did Barney detain Got locked in the cell As crooks bade farewell Seems God gave him just half a brain In comedy each plays a part Aunt Bea cooked and huge was her heart Old Otis loved booze ...

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I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate. I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only girl I want to date. People like me because I'm Hazzard's only honest cop. I had my own show over 30 years ago but it was a flop. I work for Sheriff Coltrane and J.D. Hogg and if you...

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The deputy of this small town enjoys flashing his police car lights down main street, in the evening, on Saturday nights Like a one car parade on Easter Sunday He loves Boss hogging people around; being a big shot rural tin badge, who only has the respect of his closest friends Most local citizens have known him since he was a little boy He...

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Old dogs will not learn new tricks Young dogs love to play heads and tails and chase after sticks Give a dog a bad name Hi meet my new puppy, I called him Saddam Hussain Your the man now dog You son of a *****, thats rich Every dog has his day Monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, fido, saturday, sunday Alpha...

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Don Knotts played the role of Deputy Fife, Whose tomfoolery created much strife! He bungled all that he did! Sheriff Taylor blew his lid, Distressed by Barney's screw-ups...

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Four hooves at the ready one-eyed tall snorting he one chewed cigar puffing left on the rope right wrapped round horse ear eye to eye staring down the trailer at once prize and prison pawing the air no more carried by an ear into darkness Old Smoky the victor again Sunder was loaded....

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In a frontier town of Oregon lives a rascally son of a gun. He’s taking on louses that beat up their spouses. I can hardly believe that’s my son! For Carolyn Devonshire's Contest: Lawyer Limericks...

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