Dark Meat Poems - Poems about Dark Meat

...is the flesh on the leg and thigh of the human dark meat or is the hands and feet the mortician says he doesn’t know funerals are not priced that way the medical examines says he doesn’t kno......Read the rest...

...Thank you for tender flesh so sweet Uniquely known for your dark meat Risen to fame as a rare treat Known as sticks that are fun to eat Each person asks for a ......Read the rest...

...My hair was thick for a moment My heart was thick for a week My love is thick when you want it Though afterwards, I can't speak If you won't come by the bedside, You can still come to the back......Read the rest...

...It's getting hot in here, 350 degrees, picked clean, and stuffed. Keep the meats separated, turkey! Some like dark meat. Some like white meat. Segregated even on Thanksgi......Read the rest...

... Grampie Zach got bone saw breath, he cut tight lips no slack "All dung buggy complaints," his wrinkled hand pointedly sez, “Take it to the sphincter hole out back!” That’s the true-tru......Read the rest...

...Roses are red violets are blue Low self-centered pricks. That doesn't deserve to be hired need to be fired. For I am getting annoyed by they violation. seriously need to be fired. Roses are red......Read the rest...

...Young Tim goes to Zaire to write his dissertation in African Studies. While there he meets and marries a beautiful librarian darker than he is, flies her home to meet the family. Tim's......Read the rest...

...Turkey, Turkey Turkey, turkey on the table How you lie there, meek and stable I will carve you with delight Separate your dark meat from your light Turkey, turkey moist and chewy Extra grav......Read the rest...

...Kentucky Fried or with Shake and Bake how'd you like your chicken?......Read the rest...

...The smell of a roasting chicken, for a Special Day. Dinner - not just for Sunday. Mouth watering taste of soft white meat and rich brown gravy. Dark meat juicy with flavor. Might be......Read the rest...

...I am going to write a funny poem Why? Because I feel like it Why do you go the extra mile? Great waistline my friend C'mon I love watching "Impractical Jokers" Why? They are so outrageous and......Read the rest...

...(Rhyme) T'was the night of Thanksgiving,and I couldn't just fall asleep I tried everything I knew,even trying to count some dumb sheep, But nothing happened and I was getting more angry an......Read the rest...

...( THANKSGIVING WITHOUT TURKEY ) I sat at the table, eager to eat To have my fill, right at my seat My father carved the Turkey A wonderful sight My mother asked me “dark meat or white”? But j......Read the rest...

...It’s that time of year again... When family and friends gather together.. To share and give thanks for all that they treasure.. The young and the old, the tall and the small.. The Vegans and the ......Read the rest...

...CATZ Who thinks they understand cats, Why they behave as they do? I don’t know, how ‘bout you? Why my sly, fickle feline Demands attention Tuesday Then, Wednesday, walks away? Why, most cats are s......Read the rest...