Chic-A-Chatting

I am going to write a funny poem Why? Because I feel like it Why do you go the extra mile? Great waistline my friend C'mon I love watching "Impractical Jokers" Why? They are so outrageous and daring Something I wouldn't do Not lol How would you like it if everything you say makes people laugh? I don't think you would enjoy it Because you don't know if they laugh with you Or at you I am a couch potato Is anyone like me? I don't want to do nothing I just want to sit on my recliner and chill Until I get my fill I just can't get over how funny God is He makes some of us like dark meat and some of us like white meat I am talking about chicken, mind you Just think how wasteful it would be if all of us like dark meat Or white meat This way nothing goes wasted Why do you think I am attracted to you? God my friend He puts something in you that causes something in me pulled lol Yeah He has a sense of humor I can sit here all day and talk about how funny God is Why do you think some birds think of dancing for their mates? Do you think it can just think of it? Or do you think God is behind it? Yeah you too You would dance for your mate if you have a chance And make a fool out of yourself You don't care Because it's called love Ohhh I could swear they put something in my Coke Why do you think I have to have a Coke each day Yeah it's no good It's addicting I think it's the sugar Or the caffeine Whatever it is, it is pulling me to McDonald's Got to stay away from that place I am becoming a kid all over again We had a celebration at work to celebrate "Black History" I am telling you I admire the achievements they have done and know they may have more to come Just think how many obstacles they have overcome Can you do it? Talk about resilience Endurance, strength, and so much more Don't let the stereotype blinds you See my friend You look better that way Anyway I will leave you for now But hang on to my words, will ya You'll need it Haha