Cramps Poems

the promise

...The promise

A friend of mine died, and I had promised to 
Take his ashes up to a  hill and strew them there
Then make robust love to his wife
His wife sat by his bedside and agreed
We climbed ...

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited

Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.

A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in...

Limbs - Apr 28

...Crick, Crack,Pop!,—“Ow!”, ach… won’t my joints of ache
never relent? The tension—every move—
with each attempt to loose—a rigid groove—
my muscles,—all efforts to simply break

the pressure,—aya...

Please NO AI

...
My heart cries no, no, please no AI -
my brain gets cramps, I can hear it sigh.
My fears shiver and my soul does cry.
All AI feels wicked and viscous,
bound to erase potential in us.
No more s...

The Grim Reaper

...

My skin has become like sandpaper
Blotches showing up everywhere
A pimple resides at the end of my nose
Some areas have unwanted hair

What 's happening to this body of mine
Seems i...

No more Apologies

...Darkness travels inside my blood clot
thinks he is above me can't get to me not so easy
body pains, kneecap cramps side neck cracks, pill by pill can't heal.
Too many now I've started with just on...

No More

...The slabbed ceiling tiles are becoming the patio slabs of my childhood home.
I'm highly strung in more ways than one, trying to send my mind elsewhere,
but half-buried memories insert themselves, s...

Suicidal Hardship

...My government 
Has not approved
Helping the poor.

Going down town
Ancient food chain
Menu price up.

Market items
Rotting all eyes
Left empty hands.

My eyes eating
Paint hamburger
Cra...

Endless Devotion

...Love is everything,
A game, a passion, a dream.
Basketball, my greatest love,
So tiring, but so much fun.

Though I cannot play today,
An injury keeps me away.
Jumper’s knee, it makes me wait,...

Dialysis

...Dialysis 

Dialysis 
What is that 
Let's do some  research 
Get a few facts 
It's a procedure to remove waste products and excess fluid from the blood when the kidneys stop working properly
Th...

Strayed Sheep

...

WHAT? Oh, for cryin' out loud dude, not again! Nod off for one lousy hour and off go them mangy sheep. Now I ain't paid near enough to hafta chase these meanderin' beasts all over God's green ear...

Applause for Menopause

...I’m happy inside with applause 
Merrily close to menopause 
Even if I get warm like sun 
I’m so happy thinking soon it’ll be done 

No more killer cranberry cramps
No more pressing pads like st...

Eve and the Apple

...Have you ever wanted something so bad?
because you know you can't have it
motherhood is something I'm expected to conform to
I never liked to conform, yet I always did 

being a mum was always o...

Defecation accidentally clogged

...Defecation accidentally clogged...

for the umpteenth time 
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks 
on porcelain throne id est 
videre licet toilet bowl...
with toxic water brew threatening
to o...

Girls' Grit

..."I should not go to school today,"
Says every girl who feels this way.
"I've got the monthlies and the cramps,
A flood, a flush, and uterine camps.

My mood swings low, my temper is high.
Natur...

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