More Trump Characteristics
And Statistics for Simplistics
Perfect Trimp thinks that he is plentious,
But really does prefer to be pretentious;
Also Carnivorious,
And dexterous;
A golden shower enema very venimious.
Jim Horn
Contentious means causing or likely
to cause an argument; controversial.
Trump Contentious and Plenteous
Trump's contribution to society is contentious;
Categories:
contentious, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
The Contentious Wife
By Elton Camp
Whatever hubby does, she will unload
Because she’s always ready to explode
It starts when she arises early in the day
And all day long, it continues that way
Although peace her poor hubby does want
It’s “Condemned if you do, or if you don’t.”
To offer any suggestion he sure does fear
But, “You don’t care what goes on here.”
When in an effort his wife’s favor to seek
About most anything hubby dares to speak
That is a mistake as he quickly comes to see
“Shut up now and just leave things up to me.”
The poor guy will just roll his eyes and sigh
“It seems that there’s no use for me to try.”
On the horizon he see storm clouds forming
Once again, he prepares to endure storming
If my wife should come to see this lament,
“Honey, I swear for you it wasn’t meant.”
Categories:
contentious, angst,
Form: Rhyme
I'm sitting
I'm thinking
trying hard to be positive.
I cant write about good things
they don't move me
no emotion in positivity
must be depressed to speak
and that speaks volumes for me
So I'm happy, no words flow.
So must I sink below
to get a grip on emotions?
No motion
in happiness
no lessons to be learned,
I think I have learned one today
happiness breeds contempt!
I would rather live with contented contempt.
Categories:
contentious, hope,
Form: Bio