Funny Concrete Poems | Examples
These Funny Concrete poems are examples of Concrete poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Concrete Funny poems written by international poets.
Tonight
I rediscovered
Boulevard of Broken
Dreams on a jaunt through
Glasgow’s October-lit streets. Rain
drippin’ off chin. Momentarily wishing
I was more like I was back then. Funny how
I’m now bolder to touch. This strange & honeyed
melancholia…. how it grins already for each tomorrow.
Fate is not funny
It leaves lines on your face
The race is not set
In stone
Like in graves
And gravity calls
Place
Yet
It falls upon us
With flicker and flames
Then gone to remember
In moments
With names
Fate leaves you lonely
It’s echo no tears
With fears
All to bind you
The missing of years
Not nearer
Nor clearer
It's fate that is seen
In each with a day done
Yet not in a dream
You say you don’t see it
The bit and the brought
In the little while
Don’t smile
Its fate you
See sought
Fates then's a lesson
You see staring
At the door
More or less
It’s you
Don’t see
Me
That’s
Fate
Nothing more
It is the spirit of you that I enjoy
the pleasantness of that I look forward to seeing
I don't know the story of you
I do know the truth about mines
Talk to me,see how far we can go
A minute can mean , something if the choice is yours
Tomorrow's not ours to claim, this moment is all we have
There's an opportunity ,missing out on what life offers
.
Advantage is for everyone
Take a moment, reflect and think
the conclusion is yours in the end.
I can lift your spirits, lift your head , my job
I can elevate you, motivate you,
Stand ,trying in your corner
put your feet on my shoulders so you can reach
It's the spirit of you I enjoy
It's not enough to know of your worth
Through mother/father lips:
'You special, good looking, cool,
Smart, genius and also mesmerizing,
Have great charisma...
With personality to match
The best of all historic figures,
Great athlete also...
Well deserving someone
Who's rich like Gates or Buffet
Looking like Depp or, at least, Clooney...
With Jesus Christ's significance and morals
And, add to it, Jerry Sienfeld's funny -
All in one person, nonetheless.'
What's life will tell you in advance
Will give you all the warnings, lessons:
'It's not delusional assessments
It's what others
Thinking of you...
And if you are in demand
By other and another persons.'
Drunkard walking funny
Swaying to and fro.
‘Must be very windy’
Thinking to himself.
Drunkard walking funny
Worrying not to fall.
Absorbed in all his funk
Being all punch-drunk.
One might think I've gone crazy,
Sure because I act loony.
This is far from being lazy
T'is neither piquant nor funny.
Why reminisce on the life of a friend?
When he is out to strife for his ends,
I doubt that he ever remember,
That we once shared a cucumber.
Why stair at his pictures with tears?
When he has been gone for years,
I smell of him while daydreaming,
Though I'm not close to his thousand dreams.
To my friends I call out his name,
And some mistake it for his fame.
I hear his footsteps growing this way,
When actually he's going away.
Oh! Why this long and sleepless nights?
When he is happy with no plight.
Why with pleasure I wait his return?
When someone has taken my turn.
This is phooey!
But certainly not a hooey.
When will I leave this aimless lorry,
For mine is a sloppy love story.
I'm a bit confused when it comes to shoes and see a big toe that's been bruised
or the second toe is longer and trying to conquer the big toes space with an embrace
If you have this problem don't wear open toe shoes they do not amuse
but only gives us a clue you may need a canoe or a pair of tennis shoes
Why wear shoes that are four feet tall and look like a ski slope
and you walk like your on a tightrope afraid you will fall and have to crawl
If you have a toe problem don't be embarrassed a little buckle on your shoe top
will get a cute chuckle and you won't have to wear boots in that nice pants suite
T Reams 2/11/2015
A long day at work bills piling up high I just wanna sit down and cry,cry,cry. My water bill is one hundered twenty one bucks I really wanna ask is water this much. The babysitter decided to quit today I owe her a whole three weeks pay. Oh! how I need my lights to read and write. They turned me off right in the middle of the night. Creditors are trying to call my number but the phone is disconnected and it won't be on until December. Damn! I'm so overdue sometimes it will be cheaper to live like the woman in the shoe. Can't get a loan not until the next ten years. I still owe them back pay from the last past five years. Struggling isn't at all easy it can bite you in the butt and give you a good beating. Borrowing money is way out the question. I owe so many people they are ready to start fussing. Overdue is all my bills that are unpaid. I just wanna enter myself in the house for the insane! I just have to take one day at a time and learn to pay my bills right on the dime.
You are one of the reasons
Why they inflate their quote
If you had seized the seasons
Good men could have had your vote
You are one of the reasons
Why our sweet land has gone sour in waste
Here is one of your multiple treasons
You aid corruption just to suit your taste
You are one of the reasons we wedge weighty wrath
Bombs daily detonate like fickle fireworks far north
You decided to do nothing but shut your mouth
So they took our weary sail south
You are one of the reasons the land is inflicted with rape
Overflowing in abundance yet you mong like a greedy ape
Alas our land is grey and old but not due
And it hurts me to know that I am also you.
Lonely and in silence I eat chocolate cake
When I arise my dessert walks behind in ripple shake
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Contest: 1 rhyming couplet or 1 rhyming triplet
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I sometimes look at people
like they must have two heads
The things they say, the things they do
retard is the best address
like idiots they complain, obnoxious
and they're rude...
...and they look at us like we are stupid
when thier own stupidness eludes...
Whilst driving approaching a pedestrian...
A man he waits to cross...
The idiot behind parps his horn,
and mouths to me hurry up!
Now the man that is crossing is
by no means a dwarf...
The idiot behind cant see...
But by now his mind has morphed...
So I lower my car window -
...and I give him the salute!
Sending him a very clear message...
what he can do with his little toot...
I am a square, I have four edges..
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a box that you can buy and ship at
NOT MY LITTLE JOY
Everyone who knows knows it shouldn’t have gone this way
A friend I’ve had for eons knows this isn’t the way it should be
That such a threat be handed unto me
My ex-wife Peggy will say the same
That such a strengthened opponent would summon my name
Just three quicksilver years out of high school
Thought I was cruel because those guys seemed cool
Only to be confronted and finally tormented by such a gory ghoul
Without question my parents would tell you “not my boy
Not my boy who blessed this earth with his birth
And oh how cute at only ten days old he could get up on one knee
Things like this don’t happen to him, my husband or me”
And they would say those exact same words only maybe paraphrased a bit
I feel like yelling loud enough for people for miles around to hear me scream “Holy S**t
This isn’t fair and I can’t bear the thought of such a callous end
After my doing things an honest man could never defend
Looking back at the people a hurt badly enough for blood to run
And every single act of selfishness I have ever done
So now, as my every dream, plan and prayer fades
Maybe it’s righteously right that I would contact aids
© 2011.… Phreepoetree
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