Santa Claus Christmas Poems

Santa brings toys much to children’s delight
la luna’s bright light guides him on his way 
Nine reindeer pull the sleigh through the cold night 

Guided...

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Everything was like a dream.
Which was a bit funny it seems,
Waiting for the santa claus,
With a woolen socks with a list.
Being a adult it is...

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At Santa Claus’ pause
Rudolph dims his nose
All the elves find cause
To take time to applause
That Mrs. Claus’ menopause
Isn’t really the first cause
As Santa Claus withdraws
From...

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Happy Santa Claus
The reindeer are excited
Children are joyful
Christmas Eve is finally here!
Singing carolers
Lively church bells are ringing
Birthday for baby Jesus 
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This year there’s no gifts to delight us
Cos Santa Claus has tinselitus
He’s confined to bed
And can’t steer his sled
His mince pie is now superfluous 

My...

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         CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION

        Christmas Celebration going on global
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         CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION

         Christmas Celebration going...

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Sant's Village Rap.

It’s too cold up here in Santa’s Village
Where everything’s hand-made and vintage.
There ain’t no natural resources;
Just ice and snow, not even horses.

Got reindeer,...

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Santa Claus was trimming his tree

when his cat shrieked like a banshee

Freaked, Santa fell from the ladder

and groaned, "I emptied my bladder."




12/20/2020
Christmas Chastushka
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
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'Twas the eve before Christmas and through all the house chaos reigned!
With all to be done, rapport 'twixt Ma and Pa was rather strained!
No creatures...

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Ho, ho, ho! It’s me, Santa Claus!!
And you barged into my house because?
Well duh, I’m here for your presents
Well, I’m calling 911 you peasant!!
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Merry Jolly happy prancing funny Santa Claus has no time to waste
His long fluffy handsome fanatical beard as white as Elmer’s paste.
His amazingly giving, generous...

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We had just finished reading Twas the Night Before Christmas
“Good Night children.” Their mom and I said.
“Wait a minute Dad…something’s not right. We live in...

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The North Pole was bustling with excitement, skating with zeal.
Santa Claus was handing out badges, medals and such to the elves.
Rudolph came over to me,...

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I heard a rumour that I never knew
Santa delivers to animals too
But, throughout the ages 
He’s feared beasts in cages
So he leaves till last, his...

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