Santa Claus Christmas Poems

 An offering from my slush-pile in lieu
              of anything new 

Santa’s...

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Kids the world over ceased believing in Santa Claus 
Worshipping Amazon they put Big Red on pause 
Stirred by the blue truck instead
Toys—never coal never...

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A variation of a variation on a theme by Dr. Seuss...

The Grinch's twin brother lived also alone,
Because he, too, was supposedly bad to the bone,
And...

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Santa Claus hired a dragon, Donnie Draco
to bring shy elves out of their cocoons;
he trains them to deliver the presents,
as meeting humans for them, is...

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Christmas is not the same
Invites never came
Friends are few
As I start a new

No lights or Santa Claus
Not even a wreath at all
No parties to attend
No...

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''Ho ho ho' wheezed old Santa Claus
Wrapping around his head with gauze
He filled up with whisky 
Took behaviour risky 
And then fell foul of drinking...

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I saw mommy kissing Santa again
Not this year old man, time to feel the pain
My dad would be proud of me
I knocked off his beard...

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Christmas time is close
You asked me how I knew 
It's really very simple
There is a major clue

Annoying Christmas songs 
Play across the nation 
In every...

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Dickens Christmas carol revisited by nicked saint

Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere 
hammering and whipsawing debris 
ferociously with an angry flare,
cuz mother nature - fed up...

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A variation on a theme by Dr. Seuss...

There once was a Grinch who was bad to the bone,
Which was why he always spent Christmas alone,
But...

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Pareidolia is when we see familiar faces where they’re not supposed to be…
Like Abe Lincoln in a cloud, the Virgin Mary in a piece of...

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When Mama lay dying a sad Christmas because
We visited her in Memorial on that Christmas Eve,
She’d hidden away our presents as old Santa Claus.
She told...

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Christmas isn't Christmas without carols to sing
Christmas isn't Christmas without bells to ring
Christmas isn't Christmas without the nativity display
Christmas isn't Christmas without riding in a...

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Ho! Ho! Ho!
Santa and his helper elves stacked the sleigh
With presents for children on Christmas Day 
Soon off they would ride 
Through wintery skies 
Jingling...

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