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Chewing Poems - Poems about Chewing

Premium Member The Life and Times of a Stick of Chewing Gum
A burst of flavor secreted ~ within five minutes deleted ...

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Categories: chewing, giggle, life,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Chewing the Fat
Narratives or at least that's what I call them Without doubt win hands down every time I've deviated with limericks and couplets and stuff But I'm back to the old poems that rhyme Very similar to when we go away on vacation It feels so good to finally get back home Everytime we deviat from our regular patterns Though we enjoy it...

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Categories: chewing, friendship,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Chewing At the Press Conference
Let’s give him the nickname of Sayles. In suit, he does chomp at his nails. Preoccupied schlub gnaws down to the nub. A shame as he chews at details. 7/14/2022 Wow! True story!...

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Categories: chewing, character,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Buddy My Ultimate Chewing Dog
My dog chews through cars And houses and ditches My dog chews through underwear Spitting out delicate stitches My dog chews through anything moldy or kosher My dog Buddy chews like the blades of a dozer We love him no matter that he just ate the house At least it got rid of the cat and a mouse...

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Categories: chewing, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Chewing the Fat
Narratives or at least that's what I call them Without doubt win hands down every time I've deviated with limericks and couplets and stuff But I'm back to the old poems that rhyme Very similar to when we go away on vacation It feels so good to finally get back home Everytime we deviat from our regular patterns Though we enjoy it...

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Categories: chewing, fun,
Form: Rhyme



The Drummer Alcoholic
Steadily beats he a drum, Heavily drinking stiff rum; Zestfully tours he a slum, Masculine tunes does hum. Later, his fingers are numb, Not excluded his half thumb; Decides he then to sit his bum For an unfinished chewing gum, To him released by a chum, When he couldn’t from him a plum… Later, shall workout the sum Of how to get back to doting...

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Categories: chewing, addiction, age, drink, environment,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Chewing Erasers
Tapping my pencil on the desk. What will I write about? Chewing the eraser - Now I have to stick to the subject! I worry - Is the lead too long? Will it break? What if I make a mistake? I have to be cautious and aware of each flub. As the lead slacks I must be ready to end. But what if I have more to tell? I...

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Categories: chewing, writing,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Chewing His Way Through Life
He has chewed up the dresser, two chairs and the couch. His big mouth comes toward me; hey! Stop that! Ouch! He is a puppy who rapidly devours chew toys in half. They say he cannot tear up that one. That is a laugh! He is chewing up the refrigerator and toaster now too. He will devour the company after...

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Categories: chewing, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Our Chewing Est Dog
We named him Buddy. He is a Great Dane German Shepherd mix A baby; we keep saying we should have called him Marmaduke. In one month he has chewed up at least a hundred things. He has chewed the lids off of twenty-four water bottles and six juices. Did he dump them? No. He did it without spelling a...

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Categories: chewing, dog,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Chewing the Fat
Narratives or at least that's what I call them Without doubt win hands down every time I've deviated with limericks and couplets and stuff But I'm back to the old poems that rhyme Very similar to when we go away on vacation It feels so good to finally get back home Everytime we deviat from our regular patterns Though we enjoy it...

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Categories: chewing, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Chewing Bananas
Mom warned me with one of her signs Chew my bananas at least thirty-two times Never explained why Digestion so I complied An old-time remedy to ring my chimes...

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Categories: chewing, remember,
Form: Limerick
Chewing My Bubble Gum, Heres My Story
Chewing my bubble gum, here’s my story. When I was two I learned to chew. Nearly choked because I was woked. When I saw clay it reminded me of watching my first horse eating hay. When I was five I seen a beehive. I was in first grade and haven’t grown any hair yet for...

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Categories: chewing, 1st grade, books, boy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Chewing Jaw
Jaw Biting And chewing Our skull hinges Some people clench them Masticating Mandible Yawning Jaw...

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Categories: chewing, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Ninette
Chewing Gum
Why americans are known having large jaws ? - chewing gum effect !...

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Categories: chewing, hilarious, humorous, sympathy,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Nothing Like Ice Chewing
Chewing is my favorite sport You can have the wine, the port My teeth were sharp, my teeth were fine Until we hit that 30’s line Enamel gone, chipped off by ice, Tried to ignore dental advice Cavities in my icy mouth Five root canals, we’re going south Pain and awfulness even a bridge I think twice now when I open that frig...

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Categories: chewing, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme

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