Best Chewing Poems

Why americans
  are known having large jaws  ?
-  chewing gum effect !...

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O' how thy eyes are set on me!
My trembling face turns from thee
Thy angelic hands brush my pain
The touch chills December through my veins
When you speak my spirit wisps
My days turn from stone to brass
But the night you shared a kiss
I was chewing glass....

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Narratives or at least that's what I call them
Without doubt win hands down every time
I've deviated with limericks and couplets and stuff
But I'm back to the old poems that rhyme

Very similar to when we go away on vacation
It feels so good to finally get back...

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There's chewing gum stuck to my shoe
It's acting like tough super glue
I cuss and I scoff
As I scrape it off
I’m lucky it wasn’t dog pooh!

2/26/18...

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“Why are our humans staring at you and me?  Don't look.”

“Will any of them, just one, stop staring?  What’s to see?”

“Maybe pretending to dig-hide the bone is the key!
You keep biting and sucking away.  I’ll do the bone thing, then flee
to lay...

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To put it quite simply, I am tired of you. 
You do not strike me as you once did, 
fulfill me or bring me pleasure. 
Though I keep you around only to appease my fixation, 
You are no more than an ache in my jaw....

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Narratives or at least that's what I call them

Without doubt win hands down every time

I've deviated with limericks and couplets and stuff

But I'm back to the old poems that rhyme

Very similar to when we go away on vacation

It feels so good to finally get back...

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At the pancake house,
I’m chewing ice.
For once, quiet as a mouse.
Tylenol, now, that would be nice.

I’m sixteen, young and bad.
Big Brother looks suspiciously.
If he knows, I hope he doesn’t tell Dad.
“My tooth hurts”, I lie viciously.

Big brother looks real sad.
The guilt inside me creeps real...

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Narratives or at least that's what I call them
Without doubt win hands down every time
I've deviated with limericks and couplets and stuff
But I'm back to the old poems that rhyme

Very similar to when we go away on vacation
It feels so good to finally get back...

Continue reading...

People who chew gum while walking
Have to stop and their talking
Because they are unable to do both
At the same time....

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I met a green 
horned tobacco
chewing catepillar

Spitting was his
Passion all day.
The cool night
gives hiding to 
HIS voracious appetite

Days are for napping
THE heat away.
Fall GIVES HIDING TO HIS hybernation


***In spring he emerges into a brown moth that bumps into the windows at night and scares the...

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Many arts there are    but none
More difficult    more painstakingly done
Than the ancient art of chewing gum
Describing process of the work's refinement quite impossible

Sculpture gum's a fickle medium
The chewist must he have fine teeth
Incisors sharp    mind's-eye like...

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He has chewed up the dresser, two chairs and the couch.
His big mouth comes toward me; hey! Stop that! Ouch!
He is a puppy who rapidly devours chew toys in half.
They say he cannot tear up that one. That is a laugh!

He is chewing up the...

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Let’s give him the nickname of Sayles.
In suit, he does chomp at his nails.
Preoccupied schlub
gnaws down to the nub.
A shame as he chews at details.

7/14/2022

Wow! True story!...

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My dog chews through cars
And houses and ditches
My dog chews through underwear
Spitting out delicate stitches

My dog chews through anything moldy or kosher
My dog Buddy chews like the blades of a dozer
We love him no matter that he just ate the house
At least it got rid...

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