the trombone had never been more appreciated or loved
frog dressed up in his best striped pants, his hands well gloved
took the instrument to the bog and began to play a merry tune
the evening was lightened by the brilliant light of the harvest moon
kinfolk had no idea how talented he was, their relative, Chay
his own mother was stunned at his ability; she met a new son that day
He did not stop at the trombone, he learned to play drums and the strings.
Then he ran off to Arkansas to play with an orchestra, in Hot Springs.
Tun nay aisa laund diya
Meri fat gai meray piya.
someone took my ghetto sushi
mi chore daysay real who-chi-choo-chi
dim dang do she give ah roux-chay
she won dat he-mi do she pochie
let me tell you a story
bout ghetto sushi
she real pretty lady
she who-chi chockie
she sing song
oh let me be lew'd she
grind bump and dance
she real who-chi coutie
(who dat?)
mi ghetto sushi
mi ghetto sushi
she love dah men
you chore for dolla
she bump-neaf dim
she kiss and folla
she so vailable
she chore for dolla
(who?)
mi ghetto sushi!
mi ghetto sushi!
she say
" oh mi so horny
oh mi so hornie
mi love you longthyme"
Moronica’s ruler is in a situation no good.
Herman the Sixth and Seven-Eights is chopping wood.
Yes, this poor guy is now a deposed king.
How could Messrs. Ump-chay, Iks-nay, and Am-scray do such a thing?
King Herman has been ousted from his throne.
Ruling in his place is someone name Moe Hailstone.
Hailstone and his henchmen have turned the world upside-down.
Each one of these fools is a moronic clown.
Moe conspires to put each Axis partner on the shelf.
He will not share the world. He wants it for himself.
Herman’s daughter has an idea to solve it all:
She puts high explosives inside a billiard ball.
Get Hailstone and his friends to start a big fight.
Someone will hit the ball, and it’s good night.
I won’t go any further. That is all I have to say.
Want to find out what happened? Just watch the short today.
Based on the 1941 Columbia Pictures short subject titled “I’ll Never Heil Again”
starring the Three Stooges.
I go to sleep, to dream of you
I didn't have a clue
I think of that night
it was so bright
Tanner, Drake, and Drew to
who would have knew?
that guy I liked
held me tight
we danced and laughed
it was your special craft
you danced
you took off your pants
on the table
they gave you that lable
we were so drunk
Tanner was such a hunk
You said 'Come on, Chay, lets go"
I dream that I say "No"
thats not true though I said "Yes"
You did't even second guess
we got in your car
and went to a bar
they didn't check if we were 21
that guy called you hunny bunn
He bought us drinks
you puked in the sink
we left there
we didnt care
he didn't see the red
you bled
It was everywhere
now your nowhere
you are dead
yes thats what I said
Chay, What can I say?
Your my best friend and I love you
There isn't anyting that I wouldn't do for you
You've been there for me and i'll be there for you
I'll stick to you like paper sticks to glue
We've had good times and we've had bad times
I guess you can say we've had our share
But I just want you to know i'll always be there
CHAY I LOVE YOU!