Chat Poems

Echoes of Fading Light

In the cheer chat, where joy should unite,
A ten-year-old girl causes drama day and night
She calls me a brat, a jerk, selfish and ugly too,
But she's the one acting out, it's true.

She says she wants to push me off a cliff,
Her words so harsh, they make my spirit stiff.
As I debate my life's worth, feeling

Diner Chat

   Sitting down to diner,
   Always a winner!
   Can tell the family about my day.
   Where I went.
   Who could play!
   About Billy who bit the dog,
   What I found under a log.

   Momma said, "Chew your food 100

Chitter Chat

Do you want to listen to her chitter chat 
Or do you want to listen to her this and that 
She has a way of just doing that 
She has a way she does the "Chitter Chat"
 
I remember when she lied about it 
One year later she cried and whined about it 
She thought

The Wind and the Trees Chat

The wind and the trees made an awful sound. 
One moved fast, and one stood his ground.  
The tree had enough of that gale and his mouth. 
That bluster blew by and went South.

My Morning Telegram Chat

Getting older day by day
Sunrise, coffee, chat, hurray
Smiles, news, regrets and wins
Things to do and former sins

April 17, 2024

Man Eater, LOOK OUT A song

[Instrumental solo]

[Intro][Female Vocals]  
 
I am a man eater
free to admit
I do it piece by piece till you submit
I start out with wit
and I follow on with my sexy bits

[Chorus][Female Vocals]  
I can get you going
(really smokin)
get you on that edge
white knuckle time to dread!
is she really joking?
My god she is smokin
You want

Chat GPT Crackpot

Last summer Bobby bought a brand new yacht.
Learned how to sail from an AI robot.
Set route to the USA,
but ended up in Bombay.
He's now called the Chat GPT crackpot!

Somebody that I used to know

I am afraid of being forgotten
Afraid of being the last one on your chat history
Afraid of being the side piece 
A cameo you used as the catalyst 
What if I don’t come to your mind when someone takes my name?
What if you don’t remember the last time we blushed the same?
What if you don’t remember

You have ONE new message in the group chat

Psalm 23: OMG Internet
My GR8 new provider!

Hope UR all doing OK. 
Wanted to talk about OMG, 
Internet service offering GR8 package,
So glad I switched recently!

a) Excellent tech support (24-7),
+ really good wi-fi coverage.

b) Unlimited mobile phone calls/data,
includes mainland Europe, 
(really handy post Brexit).

c) Free add-ons include, 
dash-cam + various travel apps.*

d) Fabulous offers for all

Chat

For me, I’d love to stay and chat
but all this tea and cake is fat
that I do neither want nor need.
If I stayed, it would be for greed.

So she learned to cook in health
and I would give her all my wealth
to eat the luscious food she made,
and so I talked and talked and stayed.

Have You Gone? Have I Gone?

I get a tiny text from you.
I do remember emails.
Before those, phone conversations.
And prior to those we'd meet.
Sit for hours with coffee, tea, wine, chat.

Chats appeared to go on and on and on.

Remember those times,
the chat, wine, tea, coffee?
Then the phone calls we shared?
And then some emails,
before the occasional text?

Texts may not go on.


(23 Oct

Chat Or Chien

"chat or chien"


i don't give
a shat but

you have
a good

watch
dog in 

that 
cat

Talk To Me While I Am Alive

Talk to me while I am alive
So I can give you a high five
So I can happily say hello
To my relatives and my good friends
Talk to me while we can watch the rainbow
Together and while we can shake hands.

Talk to me while we can talk
About everything under the sun
And talk to me while we can

Bing Chat Ai Shockingly Gives Me a Score of 95 Out of 100 For My Poem

Me: "Bing, the intended rhyme scheme for the poem below is ABABAB; and I made additional changes in line 9 of the poem in order to improve its meter and make more vivid and clarify the imagery. In your opinion, is the poem much better in quality now; and please rate it for me with

Day Drinking With Chat Gpt

In the Grand Hotel of Old Bisbee,
Where the sun shines bright and free,
Day drinking with favorite bartenders,
Angela and Shelby, such sweetenders.

Angela's brush strokes are like her pours,
Fluid and colorful, each one endures,
Watercolor art and drinks, her specialty,
Her creations, her spirits, pure alchemy.

Shelby, the petite pixie with blue hair,
A magic mixologist, beyond compare,
Her potions and concoctions,

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