Best Chat Poems

What do you do,
when today's technology does not work ?
Yes, pull out the connector
Count to 10
Restart
You are on line
Digital entertainment has changed,
drastically in recent years
How does the use of new technology,
affect the social life of young people ?
Is there a community in cyberspace ?
I think...

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Question

I seemed to have lost my phone number, can I have yours.

Answer

Have you looked under J for Jerk


Penned

30.4.2015...

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Last summer Bobby bought a brand new yacht.
Learned how to sail from an AI robot.
Set route to the USA,
but ended up in Bombay.
He's now called the Chat GPT crackpot!...

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Greetings from Canada dear readers !  Let me cajole you with a wee bit of fun
and ardent banter.  Well, obviously I am Canadian and we are very polite and
charming people, we are sorry when we are guilty of nothing.  We say please
and...

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A many talks I have
a phone chats with mom  and  dad
Facebooking my friends
Long after dinner time
And if I really think about communication
 the old fashion way
I call them upon my land-line 
What's a land-line
And what ever happen to Northeastern Bell
well 
that's how we...

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My friends have every sympathy
For the lack of romance in my life
but promise everything will be fine 
All I have to do if I want to find a wife 
is use their favourite chat up lines . 

Are you a parking ticket '' cos ''...

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Hooting And A Chit, Chit, Chatter

Monkeys jumping from limb to limb
In the trees above
Leaves rattle as the limbs are
Bounced and pounced
While back on their route
A two-day trip to the family tree

“Ouch!”  Muse said
With a splinter in his finger
All the monkeys stop to get a...

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At the end of the elated visit
Around the mind moving marble mausoleum -Taj Mahal
I was unconvinced to leave and got a place to sit
As excited to enjoy the environment, withal

It was the inside on the right, near the main entrance 
Just before the famous ‘visitors...

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"If ever you happen to see me on line
do feel free to chat with me anytime."...

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CROCODILE     CHIT - CHAT



So there  am  I  sitting, basking,  mouth wide-open in the swamp,   
An Egyptian plover just a-cleaning my teeth  -   and old Ernie   says  
Hey  Roger,...

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How are you doing?
I'm fine how are you doing?
I'm fine how are you?...

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Seven well-fed storks
complained of being too fat,
so they started a chat.


" Why do small robins
fly fast and are happier?"
" Are they healthier?"


Mother stork replied,
" Do what they do...fly further
and you'll be thinner!"


The drab storks refused
to take her advice: to fly
like them and not die....

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Sauntered into the chat-room site
looking for conversational delight;
But what I found, depressingly,
was no one much interested in me;
first room in, what happened there?
It quickly emptied into silent air;
second one was not much different,
it turned into time not well spent;
several tries and none was better,
made me...

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The conversation between ego and heart..
One day, 
my ego and my heart sat together,
to have a conversation.
They had a chat,
On what’s more mad,
Either the egoistic ego,
Or the heartening heart.
My ego started to speak when heart was getting weak.
It said:
“ never do fall in front of...

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Her heart, mind and mood make up a tough agency
laughter and playfulness, all a contingency
we start with hello miss
her words, sweet to release
wanted result of a yes, not an urgency....

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