Certified Poems - Poems about Certified

I am a bonafide certified mommy-fied leader of a dog pack. They currently sit at my feet waiting to see what we will do next. Beau our newbie is the only renegade who keeps running from the pack. He has never had the run of six acres before, and he loves it. Sophie, our old lady cocker is sedate...

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With one smoking gun, I make a good living. I'm a Squire for hire, And I'm unforgiving. I'm real blue steel, Like a midnight thriller. I'm primetime crime, And a certified killer. With fire and desire, I'm the best in town. The Devil on the level, And I'll put you down. High priced and enticed, To get the job done. No shame in the game, And I do it for...

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Naomi has seen this sight many times before She knows Mrs. Bee will be gone in two days If not before She makes her as comfortable as she can The doctor comes in; he takes the lady’s hand Attempts to speak with her Naomi busies herself cleaning up the room What do you think? The doctor asks the nurse Her name is...

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I once knew an electrician who was terrified While he was crossing wires he would be completely fried Turns out he was safe as could be A little research proved to me The electrician was properly electrified. written June 17, 2021...

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That truth cannot be absolute I do reject and will refute. If we declare that it is not Can that be certified as true? Therefore, truth absolute must be. Can anything false never be? Contest name: Bite Size Poem no6 Poetry Contest...

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I’M A CERTIFIED MEMBER I’m a certified member of the “we never guess we look it up” club. Yes, as a student I had a lesson I wonder if anyone else coveted this piece of paper, these words, the way I did. It stuck in my brain indelibly glued, so words are inclined to be looked up and understood before they fall upon your ears. Do you remember a catch phrase from school? Share it in comments. It must be a positive phrase from your classroom days. Pilot your former classroom… full speed ahead! 6/20/2019...

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I'm dead. Unlike Frost and Yeats nothing I've said will be remembered. Unlike Roosevelt and Lincoln nothing I'm thinking will win the war. I'm going to go to my grave unsung like almost everyone. These mountains are my grave. A good grave to go to. There's no such thing as being saved. When you're gone you're done. At least 60 million people don't believe it,...

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Are you? He asked. What? She replied. Six Sigma Certified? He asked. Why, no. She replied. Are you? She asked. Yes, definitely! He replied. Should I be? She asked. Yes! - He replied - You should be! Why should I be? She asked. Well, - He replied - Utterly frustrated with her question - How can we possibly talk to each other...

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Attention, all you men and ladies: Hurry - here’s your chance To get your very own Mercedes; See how it enchants! Take a look – it’s sleek, not bruised; Its body we have honed. Who told you that this car was used? It’s certified pre-owned! Of course those terms are not the same! They’re mutually exclusive. Being “used” connotes some shame, While “pre-owned” is elusive. I guess...

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CERTIFIED CURSE’S ASSISTANT (with all due respect to Ms. Jane and Ms. LaNette---the only two deities I pray to. And I ain’t telling you what facility they work in because if anyone gets a shot at either one or both it’s gonna be me) __________________________________________________________________________ ____ Did you know there are places our old folk...

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I think that someone should invent (And I would be quite glad) A painless little questionnaire To check that your not mad . A simple twenty questions Is all that it would take To say you’re fairly normal Or a crazy old fruitcake . If all the people filled one in The results could be collated We could have a central register And get certificated © John W...

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I told him I was crazy But he never listened to me. Then he realized I had problems When I went upside his car with my keys. I told him I was crazy But maybe he didn't believe me. Now he knows I'm a certified Psycho And he wants nothing to do with me!!!!!...

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