Certified

I think that someone should invent 
(And I would be quite glad)
A painless little questionnaire
To check that your not mad
.
A simple twenty questions
Is all that it would take
To say you’re fairly normal
Or a crazy old fruitcake
.
If all the people filled one in
The results could be collated
We could have a central register
And get certificated


© John W Fenn  15-02-2009
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Kendrick Avatar
September 6, 2009 at 4:36 PM
Love the humor here and I doubt that any one would be certified including me. Thanks for the laught. Sara
Moreno Avatar
September 6, 2009 at 1:53 PM
Nice write, I'm in agreement with you on this onee...Raul
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