Catnip Poems - Poems about Catnip

Lord of the Catnip Rings from Land of Ice Had a way about him that brought in mice They ran toward him not once, but twice Silly Silly Silly non-thinking, idiotic Mice! There was a way they had about themselves Known to brownies, faeries, imps and elves. They jumped to Lord of the Rings from shelves Silly mice, living where the crazy...

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You end up Enjoying and loving it so much You are willing to Scratch away And lick at it Like Catnip Chocking you on furr ball's Stuck permanently in your throat Like the worst kind of chest infected phlegm You will never forget always remember Like people of old who used to smoke coughed The way one day you may yourself End up as...

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I don't need any psychedelic trip... I can just watch my cat roll around --- on her new rug laced in catnip!!...

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the cat nip is here I could use it to lure wrong cat might appear...

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Cats, cats do the catnip dance Watch as they scuttle, and prance And arch their backs Cats, cats in their hypnotic trance Pass out near their placemats They need more before they play With their rats...

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Catnip for sale by the sprinkle or the slice. After you have it you’ll easily catch mice. Did not know which, so I tossed some dice. Dead chipmunk in my mouth, so wasn’t that nice?...

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catnip cat addict marijuana cat resembles vampire catnip...

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Catnip and claws are A lethal combination. Shredding carpets and converting furniture to Your own private garbage dump....

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Catnip Skies The catnips kickin’ in - I can’t resist surrounded by these blue and purple pests hear the songs sweet catnip coyly sings amid the drone of all these beating wings. Surrounded by these blue and purple pests thus do I lay here mesmerized amid the drone of all these beating wings blue angels flitting through my catnip skies/ Thus...

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the cat purrs when I rub its back I smile CT...

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joyful cat purrs she awaits the masters hand satisfied at last...

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Play kitty play! Enjoy your catnip day. Toss your toy high in the air, pounce on it with kitty flair! Chase the birds, squirrels too and then lay down to take your nap. 6/6/15 This form is called a "Waltz Wave"...

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There was a lion tamer named Roner Who acted at times with dishonor. He abused a lion one night Which led to a horrible sight. Hundreds saw Roner become a goner....

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Dasher and stasher in a Hat & suit you say? The kitten switches tale in a most catty way… Licking at her claws she creates a rhyme while Looking at the desert, keeps her purr sublime. . Watching Dr. Fink in a coat and tie Said the Sphinx wasn’t right, as she isn’t a guy So they chipped and they whistled...

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