Catnip Poems

lord of the catnip rings

Lord of the Catnip Rings from Land of Ice
Had a way about him that brought in mice
They ran toward him not once, but twice
Silly Silly Silly non-thinking, idiotic Mice!

There was a way they had about themselves
Known to brownies, faeries, imps and elves.
They jumped to Lord of the Rings from shelves
Silly mice, living where the crazy

Catnip Scratch and Lick

You end up

Enjoying and loving it so much

You are willing to

Scratch away 

And lick at it

Like Catnip 

Chocking you on furr ball's

Stuck permanently in your throat

Like the worst kind of chest infected phlegm

You will never forget always remember 

Like people of old who used to smoke coughed

The way one day you may yourself

End up as

Catnip

I don't need any psychedelic trip...

I can just watch my cat roll around 
--- on her new rug laced in catnip!!

Catnip Or No Catnip

the cat nip is here
I could use it to lure
wrong cat might appear

Catnip Dance

Cats, cats do the catnip dance
Watch as they scuttle, and prance
And arch their backs
Cats, cats in their hypnotic trance
Pass out near their placemats
They need more before they play
With their rats

Catnip For Sale

Catnip for sale by the sprinkle or the slice.
After you have it you’ll easily catch mice.
Did not know which, so I tossed some dice.
Dead chipmunk in my mouth, so wasn’t that nice?

Cat Nip Addict

catnip
cat addict
marijuana
cat resembles vampire
catnip

Nip and Shred

Catnip and claws are
A lethal combination.
Shredding carpets and 
converting furniture to
Your own private garbage dump.

Catnip Skies - For Contest

Catnip Skies


The catnips kickin’ in - I can’t resist   
surrounded by these blue and purple pests
hear the songs sweet catnip coyly sings
amid the drone of all these beating wings.
Surrounded by these blue and purple pests
thus do I lay here mesmerized
amid the drone of all these beating wings
blue angels flitting through my catnip skies/
Thus

Catnip Part 2

the cat purrs 
when I rub its back
I smile 


CT

Catnip

joyful cat purrs 
she awaits the masters hand
satisfied at last

Catnip Day

Play
kitty
play!
Enjoy
your catnip
day. Toss
your
toy high
in the air,
pounce on it with
kitty flair!
Chase the
birds,
squirrels 
too and then
lay down
to 
take your
nap.

6/6/15
This form is called a "Waltz Wave"

Catnip

There was a lion tamer named Roner
Who acted at times with dishonor.
He abused a lion one night
Which led to a horrible sight.
Hundreds saw Roner become a goner.

Catnip

Dasher and stasher in a Hat & suit you say?
The kitten switches tale in a most catty way…
Licking at her claws she creates a rhyme while 
Looking at the desert, keeps her purr sublime.
.
Watching Dr. Fink in a coat and tie
Said the Sphinx wasn’t right, as she isn’t a guy
So they chipped and they whistled

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