Callers Poems - Poems about Callers

I love them, truly love them and surely always will They come for me in hope when sleep eludes my night They dance about my mind in early morning chill And fill my world with joy resplendent in their might They know I crave their beauty and they, my fertile mind As such the deal...

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I will bite your eyeballs I will sand your bones I will pluck out your veins And peel back your nose I will grind your eyelashes I will boil your spleen I will shave off your lips And dance on your knees I will curl your skin I will iron your tongue I will file your toes And melt both your lungs I will do all these...

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Hello Goodbye IRS you say Goodbye We are suspending your Social Security Goodbye I WON PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE I know this is a lie, Goodbye Your calling me on a recorded line then record this GOODBYE This is Linda from your doctor’s office reminding you............. Goodbye, Crap this one was real...

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I heard them on the porch. They crept up stealthily, like ninjas. Not wanting to be heard,...

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I have just about had it with these calls UNKNOWN, or better yet, the dreaded Toll Free on my phone. If they don't know who they are, how do they expect me to care. Every day, they start about eight A.M., then all day long, but my answering is very slim. They need their name to show up on your phone, common...

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