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Bummer Poems - Poems about Bummer

Premium Member Beach Bummer - BAWDY WARNING
On holiday whilst in South Zante My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’ Found in the jacuzzi With fat floozie Susie He’s no chance of coitus with aunty! Aunt Bertha's quite livid with Mel She kicked him out of their hotel The lowlife, the fool Now sleeps by the pool Aunt certainly made his life hell! ...

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Categories: bummer, betrayal, holiday, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Valentine Kisses
There lived a kind lady named Summer, Her faithful spouse, he was a plumber When her pipes became clogged, To her rescue, he jogged But forgot to kiss her, a bummer! ...

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Categories: bummer, kiss, valentines day,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member A Roof Raising Poop
The musical was near ready to start When someone let off a rip roaring fart The smell was horrific All had a sniff of it ‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art. The show opened with a trumpet fanfare As the audience were gasping for air The one that had farted Had finished what started Loose poop ran everywhere...

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Categories: bummer, humor,
Form: Limerick
A Bliss Or a Bummer
There was a young man from Nantucket, Whose logic for life was to duck it. Scoffed “ignorance is bliss” Till the fates took a piss, Now life’s gone to hell in a bucket. February 6, 2023...

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Categories: bummer, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Am a Beach Bummer
am from long beach loves to teach loves the summer loves to run and hot sun am a BEACH BUMMER...

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Categories: bummer, adventure,
Form: Prose Poetry



Premium Member A Bummer
Please Nurse, can you come, I have a pimple on my bum. It hurts makes me cry, Do you think that I might die? Nurse, hurry, please run....

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Categories: bummer, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
Beach Bummer
ITS ALMOST OVER it was summer clove we had fun was a beach run we was friends some ball we teach in all by ocean fall we were BEACH BUMMER...

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Categories: bummer, adventure,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Bummer
Nurse, can you come I have a huge pimple on my bum It hurts me and it makes me cry Do you think that I might die? Nurse, please hurry, run...

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Categories: bummer, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Candy Love Bummer--A Trilogy In Haiku
I Moon is a Necco Wafer, Sugar Babies, we ‘Neath the Milky Way. II Yorks, the Musketeers! The Swedish Fish froth away From the Whopper Balls. III The dark side of Mars, The Salt Kiss on the Heath, No mint’s on the bed....

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Categories: bummer, candy, love,
Form: Haiku
Brotherly Bummer Plods Along His Staid Usual Humdrum Life Part One
Methinks lame excuses poorly explain absent presence gnosh hoe wing up to acknowledge our papa's ninetieth orbit around sun, nor dearly beloved eldest commencement successfully, modestly, honestly (applying her smarts) as freshly minted (sage) University of Pennsylvania graduate, now where webbed wide world avails untold opportunities to make positive accomplishments, this papa never set similar goals for himself, he languished leaving untested latent abilities, now glum, distraught,...

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Categories: bummer, grief, heartbreak, hello, husband,
Form: Free verse
Brotherly Bummer Plods Along His Staid Usual Humdrum Life Part Two
does bound by marriage appeal, yet the missus would be left high and dry, (or low and wet if she dwelt closer to sea level), this bleakness especially pronounced as role of fatherhood no longer viable, enjoyable, applicable aware how offspring impacted by poor examples of parents accentuated by appalling housekeeping, additionally progeny's psyche indelibly defiled, hi-jacked, scarred with husband and wife...

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Categories: bummer, absence, anger, anxiety, brother,
Form: Free verse
Support Your Local Po Whet Hick Bummer Ie Me
Support Your Local Po' Whet (Hick) Bummer, i.e. me Freedom from onset of pervasive gloom (attendant with profusely perspiring palms, hut tree men duh us aggravation), would be a dog send to this melon collie bow wow wing *****sapien aging baby boomer. I already attend weekly counseling (no weeknd) in tandem with experiencing alleviation linkedin...

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Categories: bummer, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Bio
Beach Bummer
when its hot i sweat a lot i go to a ocean pool thats where its cool spend my summer am a BEACH BUMMER...

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Categories: bummer, adventure, dedication,
Form: Prose Poetry
Big Bummer Selling Hummer
Big Bummer Selling Hummer Easy living likes the summer; All the rest is a big bummer; Cause was lost, With no cost; Even had to sell our hummer. Jim Horn...

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Categories: bummer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Whatta Bummer
Haven't felt warm since the end of the summer Usually don't have a problem but this is a bummer Where is that spring Warm sunshine it brings Only four more months and I'll be a happy drummer...

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Categories: bummer, dream,
Form: Limerick

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