Bummer Poems - Poems about Bummer

...A vampire known as Silent Killer, wanted to star in a thriller; He had just one flaw, that lisp in his southern draw; Film’s a talkie, what a bummer.......Read the rest...

... If you're having a bad day Check with Jack Things not going your way He's got the knack If your life's filled with gloom Check with Jack If your heart's filled with doom He's got......Read the rest...

...Forever doomed to reside at 2 Highland Manor Drive A worse fate than death being hull hive, I just realized after a surprise inspection our opportunity to relocate cursed after yours truly and ......Read the rest...

... On holiday whilst in South Zante My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’ Found in the jacuzzi With fat floozie Susie He’s no chance of coitus with aunty! Aunt Bertha's quite livid......Read the rest...

... There lived a kind lady named Summer, Her faithful spouse, he was a plumber When her pipes became clogged, To her rescue, he jogged But forgot to kiss her, a bummer! ......Read the rest...

...Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat Even as old (dish) married (spooning) curmudgeon, who receives social security disability linkedin with social anxiety) chose the fork less ......Read the rest...

... Blowing up things, unfortunately, Birth’s the printing of endless money. By Gov’ments and world money makers, That overwhelm global undertakers. Yet we cry out that war is unsound, That it s......Read the rest...

...Some people say life’s a bummer Some people say it’s like summer And within the joyous smiles for a new born Lie the tortured tears of grieving scorn. Some people say life is to learn Some peo......Read the rest...

...Dandelions Share seeds They’re weeds? No Vacation! Summer bummer When June shows Sadness too Rue June Blue moon Over the Moon July you fly! July Nostalgia July you sig......Read the rest...

...The musical was near ready to start When someone let off a rip roaring fart The smell was horrific All had a sniff of it ‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art. The show opened w......Read the rest...

... Morning News Always A Bummer Miracle Man 5/11/2023 I awoke this morning and turned on the news, and from opinionated people I see interviews. More news of carjackings and shootings ......Read the rest...

...Baby, let’s jump into your car. We don’t have to go real far. But if you would like to drive all day, I’m up for that. Let’s just get away! Away from all that’s plaguing us - the daily messes......Read the rest...

...It’s the curse of the bent over plumber Those who look say “Oh what a bummer” It’s so silky and white It must glow in the night Hope it tans by the end of summer ©5/5/2023......Read the rest...

...Alice Alice was just going on eight years old When Lewis Carroll made her fall down a hole. The incredible place she imagined she'd found, Buried in her backyard so far deep underground, ......Read the rest...

...We own it and owe to it I know what love is, adore silence’s gold Content and at peace, no grudges to hold. It gets better and simple at this stage - I love my age!   I can stay up ......Read the rest...