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I find this animal so gross looking. If you never saw one from behind, here is google link:

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=images+of+baboons&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjzlZGX-u7VAhUC2GMKHYFRAbUQsAQIJQ&biw=1920&bih=974#imgrc=GGqRsFG5_NwlvM:

A Baboon Bummer

A baboon at the zoo cleverly made gestures to me like a friend, then turned right around, displaying to me his giant red ugly rear end! Aug. 23, 2017 for the Animal Nonsense Poetry Contest
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Michaels Avatar
September 15, 2017 at 12:31 PM
Yeah, not the politest of animals!! Nicely-penned, Andrea. Best of luck in the contest. Regards, John.
Dietrich Avatar
September 15, 2017 at 7:24 PM
too late. I already lost!!
Chakrabarty Avatar
September 3, 2017 at 7:04 AM
Oh !I have seen their off-color gesture in the zoo.They are pretty much vulgar to their human kiths.Good luck in the contest, Andie.God bless your family.Love.
Shaw Avatar
August 31, 2017 at 6:09 AM
Perhaps reading this in hindsight, It was deserving of a spot in the winners circle. Thank you for entering my contest, kind regards, Kevin x
Dietrich Avatar
August 31, 2017 at 7:27 PM
Next time, don't do a premier contest. haha!! I stopped judging because I can't keep lists to only ten wins!
Daniel Avatar
August 25, 2017 at 12:54 AM
Ha ha, a funny moment:)
Lawless Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 10:42 PM
Andrea, the only good thing about seeing a baboon from behind is that it is walking away from you.
Walker Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 7:36 PM
Oh, Sis, this has me laughing. Too funny.
Seal Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 6:39 PM
Tut tut Petal, shame on you mocking the Kim Kardashian's of the natural world, lol. Though I know what you mean. Take care, Richard
Dietrich Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 10:40 PM
hahaha. I laughed out loud to read what you said here about Kardashian. It's amazing to me that women actually want their butts to appear larger! WAIT. In the natural world, this actually attracts the male when it's the female's time to mate. Ok, now I totally get what you are saying!!
Horsman Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 5:46 PM
It is probably like me Andrea, i like to think, the goodness inside, more than makes up for the exterior, interesting poem...
Anish Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 5:01 PM
I have seen baboons,too. Funny to think that they are related to them. Funny stuff here!! I am putting out my 11th chapbook and it should arrive soon. Peace & Love Matthew Anish
May Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 2:49 PM
Well that's a fine howdy do...thanks for the chuckles Andrea
Parker Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 1:28 PM
no thank you on the picture, and you are correct, not a pretty sight, but your poem made my day
Smith Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 11:59 AM
Wowww, put some ointment on that or something...nasty!
Smith Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 11:16 AM
Many think it's hilarious...it is actually a mating ritual of the female during ovulation
Cozart Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 11:11 AM
They are ugly, aren't they?
Wood Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 8:57 AM
LOL Andrea. Great title too!
Warrior Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 8:21 AM
Funny till the end lol...I'm sure they look at us and wonder too...at the zoo...god bless you...^WW^
Pandit Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 7:17 AM
This one is a sure win! So well described, including the end! A LOL moment!
Muideen Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 2:47 AM
ah ah ah! what a funny poem. Good luck in the contest.
Allison Avatar
August 24, 2017 at 2:20 AM
ha ha ha very funny Andrea and I love the title!:-) hugs jan xx
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