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01/27/24

 

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Beach Bummer - BAWDY WARNING

On holiday whilst in South Zante
My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’
Found in the jacuzzi
With fat floozie Susie
He’s no chance of coitus with aunty!
 
Aunt Bertha's quite livid with Mel
She kicked him out of their hotel
The lowlife, the fool
Now sleeps by the pool
Aunt certainly made his life hell!

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Mystic Rose Rose April 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM I'm giggling after this, he he, your the cutest humorist, keep them coming, and Happy Easter by the way, make a humorous one for Easter please ! Some bunnies love some bunnies don't etc.

John Read October 7, 2024 at 12:34 PM Aunt Bertha thought it was cool, to walk naked around the pool, showing are tits, and other bits, this lady liked having a ball. John Read October 7, 2024 at 1:57 PM A sense of humour keeps you young at heart.xx Jan Allison October 7, 2024 at 12:42 PM lol John i love your hilarious poem replies. have posted a very silly one today - i do worry where these ideas come from lol - i wrote it before i started work at school today lol

Randy Freie April 21, 2024 at 12:00 PM Hi Jan, guys always seem to find their way into the doghouse somehow. I really enjoyed your limerick. Jan Allison October 7, 2024 at 12:40 PM thanks randy so sorry i missed your comment earlier!

Jack Horne March 11, 2024 at 2:59 PM LOL, always save some of your excellent limericks when I'm going cross-eyed with all the comments to return Jan Allison March 16, 2024 at 1:36 PM lol thanks Jack, sending love to you and mum xx

Beryl Edmonds February 28, 2024 at 6:37 AM Mel was then confronted by his daughter - Shown a video of them in water - Said for fifty quid - She'd delete the vid - Now he regrets the stork ever brought her…… Beryl Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:55 AM oh Beryl that limerick is so darn funny lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Bell February 11, 2024 at 11:57 AM Ah, Susie the floosie has brought down many a man. Now Bertha the tank is heading to hell fast on the footsteps of panicking Mel, last seen heading for the hills with Bertha the tank going in for the kill. Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:55 AM thanks Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort February 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM Jan, this is very funny and well-worded. Using the legal term for the transgression is something special indeed. I can see a lawyer using these words at a hearing and using poetry to describe the infidelity. Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:54 AM lol I would love to see and hear if for myself Duke lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tony Hargreaves February 9, 2024 at 9:45 AM Beware of Floozie Susie when abroad. For all the backlash you cannot afford. Stay with Bertha and then you're safe and bored. Tony Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:51 AM I will watch out for the floozie next time i go away lol:-) hugs jan xx

James Peranteau January 31, 2024 at 10:10 AM now that's a naughty person :} Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:51 AM sure is James:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood January 30, 2024 at 3:29 PM I hope Suzie didn’t jump in the pool… you’d have to call her Sue Narmy… and Mel might never be seen again. Smashing limmy twosome, Jan. Terry Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:50 AM Sue narmy lol love it! hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich January 30, 2024 at 1:13 PM haha, He got his just desserts! Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:50 AM Yes but maybe not stiffy cockie pudding lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Christina Bowring January 29, 2024 at 3:42 PM Made me laugh so much dear Jan. The limerick queen doing it in style as always. Keep them coming please as we love them! Hugs and lots of smiles :) :):) xx Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:49 AM Thanks Christina, not everyone appreciates my humour, i am so glad you do:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile January 29, 2024 at 4:18 AM OMG but what of Fat Floozie Susie? Love it Jan! Do an encore about Susie! Happy Monday xxoo Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:49 AM Well she is heading for the next book so i just might do another verse lol:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar January 29, 2024 at 2:10 AM Thank you for the laugh. Loved it. Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:48 AM Thanks Victor:-) hugs jan xx

Charles Messina January 28, 2024 at 2:22 AM LOL- Great limericks, Jan. (soupmail) Hugs Charlie xx Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:48 AM thanks Charlie:-) hugs jan xx

Hilda Greenhough January 27, 2024 at 7:24 PM Two great limericks. Thanks for making me smile. Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:47 AM Thanks Hilda :-) hugs jan xx

James Horn January 27, 2024 at 5:10 PM Let me guess. Isle of Mann. Are you still living there? Jim Horn Jan Allison March 1, 2024 at 9:47 AM Yes Im still here Jim:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen January 27, 2024 at 11:39 AM - Yes, it was indeed a memorable weekend... :) - hugs Jan Allison January 27, 2024 at 4:40 PM I think they were on 3 week 'all inclusive' but perhaps Bert took that the wrong way lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane January 27, 2024 at 10:58 AM No poop but Aunt Bertha was not to be duped. Thanks for the scoop, Jan. Jan Allison January 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM ah no poop in my poems Lin, I wouldn't want any more flack from 'elders' on soup

Tom Cunningham January 27, 2024 at 10:17 AM Lol, a holiday they won't forget in a hurry Tom Jan Allison January 27, 2024 at 10:18 AM I get these silly ideas and have to run with them - and you will notice there is not a floating poop in sight! hugs jan xx