Born Yesterday Poems - Poems about Born Yesterday

...“I suggest we break the ice”, the interloper said. I began chopping with a snow axe, and she laughed. You must have been born with a silver spoon, she threw out. I threw the snow axe at her; irr......Read the rest...

...Halfway through summer You delivered a bummer Sold off all your big stars Nobody knows who your new players are Last night's game? You lost Ten-to-Nothing Today you scored more ......Read the rest...

...Mom! Dad! Hi, it’s me…your baby…here with 10 things I’d like you to know…10 simple truths that, if you follow them, will help each one of us to grow. You’ll receive a lot of good and bad parenting......Read the rest...

...Give yourself A round of applause. You did pull one over on me And laughed at my expense. Well-done, grasshopper. W......Read the rest...

...They think that they know something about my life , not in the same hood and not in the same flight. Maybe the same class but not the same grade ,maybe the same church just not the same doctrine and ......Read the rest...

...[Inspired by ‘Stating The Obvious’ Contest but doesn’t meet the spec] Millionaire, Bartholomew Fairfax Admitted today, he ‘forgot’ to pay tax Goodness gracious, well I never Knock me over ......Read the rest...

...The Grim Reaper gave up So he sent his most fierce three Their goal was simple To scare the bejeezus out of me I am hardheaded, and stubborn. I was not about to go easily. They learned the ha......Read the rest...

...She is sweet, real sweet. Uncle Leroy was not born yesterday. Is she ugly? Hideous? Plump beyond my imagining? No. Nothing like that. She is toothless though. I don’t mind. She gets wrinkles i......Read the rest...

...Someone f**ks you (my version of Adele) I heard that you have settled now That you found a guy fool keeps you down I heard my nightmares new. Hope he gave you all the things i gave to you. O......Read the rest...

...Deceived and Relieved I knew it would end in tears. The trouble is: I never cry. You’ve realised all my fears. And I didn’t blink an eye. I knew where I stood, so goodbye. Run away from eve......Read the rest...

...There where the tuna sleep mighty Wet as usual imprisoned in ocean There are creatures above with poles The oxygen nitrogen breathers The ones with limbs on their sides With eyes facing front f......Read the rest...

...Seriously? Give me a break! I am not that gullible! What's this baloney you're trying to feed me? Most ridiculous story I ever heard! Do you truly think I was born yesterday? Submitted......Read the rest...

...I am your baby…just born yesterday…I have all my fingers…all of my toes and even though I can’t talk yet…here are 10 things I’d like you to know. You will receive a lot of good and bad advice… ......Read the rest...

...Cloistered within the restroom stall eavesdropping on my peers soft whispers echo off tiled walls revealing secrets, hidden tears Somehow this restroom has become a sordid confessional booth ......Read the rest...

...There sit my sweet child as he was born yesterday. The bonding between a mother and her child through 9 months inside of a mother's womb was an incredible and precious feeling I remember t......Read the rest...