She Is Really Sweet

She is sweet, real sweet.
Uncle Leroy was not born yesterday.
Is she ugly? Hideous? Plump beyond my imagining?
No. Nothing like that. She is toothless though.

I don’t mind.
She gets wrinkles in her neck.
So do I.
She has a horrible laugh, kind of like a cackle.
I could handle that. Bring her over, I’ll meet her.

The only thing she forgot to tell him is that she had no body.
He tried his best to pretend it did not matter
But it did.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Wolf Avatar
September 14, 2020 at 8:03 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... 'No body!' Ha, ha, ha, ha! This takes the cake the cake!... btw: You can now collaborate with Emily Dickinson! You know, her poem: "I Nobody, Who are You?! Thanks for the laughing jag. I needed it tonight! Smiles for miles and miles, Gershon
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September 15, 2020 at 12:34 PM
You are welcome. I am glad that I could make you laugh. That delights me.
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