Blah Poems

Blah, Blah,Blah

Words, words and more words

A chaotic battle of words

Wanting to be heard

Trying to out-word

Having the last word

Too many words

And all that is heard

               IS

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH

blah blah blah

yap yap yap
blah blah blah
sixty percent of her students are not listening
research shows our attention span is fifteen minutes
yip yip yip
most of the class is texting or doodling
some watch a video on muted phones
blah blah blah
teacher drops the word “quiz”
a few heads come up
some ask others what she said
none of them know

Blah Blah Blah

mindless rhetoric 
forgotten pause button 

forfeit repartee

Blah

Lost in the blah blah blah
The darkness I saw
Feeling low
I know
The mind plays tricks
Trying to get in its licks
 So adds another layer of bricks
Which way to go
I do not know
Sometimes I feel so old
Cold
The times I was told
I'm no one
The forgotten son
I do not know
Just help me grow
Gloom
Doom
In the unknown, terror does loom
My mind

News, Blah, Blah

News, Blah, Blah
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

I begin each day,
watching the morning news.
I watch two channels,
and get dissenting views.

I ponder the question,
why aren’t both the same?
They each have a slant,
is it a political game?

Each stretches the truth,
to fit their party’s need.
Some journalist outright lie,
thus destroying truth’s seed.

There’s seldom worthy stories,
that get addressing.
And that’s why most days,
are becoming distressing.

But

Blah Blah Blah

Fa, la, la,
the politicians stump.
Blah, blah, blah,
It's Donald Trump.
Oh La la, we've hit a bump.
Shangri-La or Mein Kampf?

Blah Blah Blah Blue Blue Blue

You need to watch this 
Video of Godzilla 
so you will understand 
Godzilla 

Godzilla is a Giant iguana 
Dinosaur from deep in the Ocean
Who feeds on Radioactivity 

And eats People
And Matthew Broderick 

Godzilla speaks perfect English 
He says
I don’t care if you were in
Ferris Bueler 
Or on Broadway 
I’ll eat you just the same
Grr-roar Blah

War Movies Blah

War movies are happening in my husband’s office.
He seems to like them.
I have no idea why.

I turn on my true crime channel.
Looking for a good murder.
Thinking how crazy his tastes are.

Cordon-Blah

She did have a pearl of great price
But it was swallowed by some mice
She fed them some cheese
Inside her deep freeze
So what you just ate was not rice

Blah Blah Me You Little

Don't blah blah blah my generation you disrespectful little kid, 
Don't blame us for this situation, or the world you didn't live, 
You learn facts at school that my generation never did, 
the science wasn't proven, the knowledge didn't exist, 

You learn of things we found out, yes we discovered it, 
we pass it down,

Blah Blah Blah

I will wait until you've finished that's only polite
Even though what you've spoken certainly isn't right
In my opinion its a load of waffle and blah blah blah
I would get more enjoyment sleeping by far 

I'm afraid your talk was centred only about you 
Not thinking of others that it really needed to do
Again that's only

Blah Friday

I need a vacation
from vacation unbreaks.

Bad Friday
falls seven days after spring break begins,
Which is a break for some kids
and teachers without kids,
but not for grandpa parent me,
and my sociopathic daughter,
who needs the structure of small
specialized classrooms
to get through her most resilient day.

It feels healing to step outside
into softer breezy voices
green with overly optimistic promise
that Everythin

Four Letters Spelling Blah

Four Letters Spelling Blah...

generally define mine anatomical phooey zook
corporeal status, essentially feeling like gook,
not my usual babbling brook
self, thus finds yours truly whooshing, he
could wave a magic wand (all thee
while exjaculating abra
cud dab bra, or whatever

     applicable spell -
     spot on - to re:),
vivify mine pathetic sluggishness,

Four Letters Spelling Blah

Four Letters Spelling Blah...

generally define mine anatomical phooey zook
corporeal status, essentially feeling like gook,
not my usual babbling brook
self, thus finds yours truly whooshing, he
could wave a magic wand (all thee
while exjaculating abra
cud dab bra, or whatever

     applicable spell -
     spot on - to re:),
vivify mine pathetic sluggishness,

Genuine As Me

at days end i always think.... 
about what couldve been inside a blink....
but deep inside i know whats right ....
and even though we hide insight ...
i cant deny the voice in me ....
that always says "just let her be"...
walk away and turn your back ...
youre going down a one way track...
everything i feel is subjective

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