Short Blah Poems
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Fa, la, la,
the politicians stump.
Blah, blah, blah,
It's Donald Trump.
Oh La la, we've hit a bump.
Shangri-La or Mein Kampf?
Stone pillars erected against the gales,
Silenced in buried secrets deep.
Hurled discourse from crested toppled waves,
Endless tattle tossed in a heap.
She did have a pearl of great price
But it was swallowed by some mice
She fed them some cheese
Inside her deep freeze
So what you just ate was not rice
I don't have to tell you,
You know.
You do have to tell me,
'cause I don't.
Razor's edge.
Stand your ground.
Or maybe we could talk it out?
Women know stuff
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yep
War movies are happening in my husband’s office.
He seems to like them.
I have no idea why.
I turn on my true crime channel.
Looking for a good murder.
Thinking how crazy his tastes are.
Words, words and more words
A chaotic battle of words
Wanting to be heard
Trying to out-word
Having the last word
Too many words
And all that is heard
IS
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
Bored of life,
my heart it aches.
I'm sick of strife,
I'm done with pain.
I do not like
your ugly spells,
but love, you cast them
very well.
Detach myself,
from such torture.
You're weak with wealth
break me some more
itch itch itch moan moan
whine wine white wine whine wine whine
obsession, who me?
whimpy whiney groan
tear out my heart - pity me
"grumpalotamous"
wa waa waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa
get up grow up shut up please
want my Wrenna back
Through these tears,
I am defined,
in my solitude,
I am confined,
loneliness,
that seeps through my pores,
these empty pictures,
consuming the floors,
trapped in my sorrow,
darkness fills my mind,
brief glimpses of happiness,
are hard to find...
yap yap yap
blah blah blah
sixty percent of her students are not listening
research shows our attention span is fifteen minutes
yip yip yip
most of the class is texting or doodling
some watch a video on muted phones
blah blah blah
teacher drops the word “quiz”
a few heads come up
some ask others what she said
none of them know
I knew muse senses were waning
when I rose so late from bed.
All the world seems spinning
and sleepiness still dances in my head.
Some days life just gets you down
and nothing you can do to change it.
So here I am just pondering displaying a frown
that the day is lost and I just blew it.
What's left to say?
Blah, blah, blah.
You need to watch this
Video of Godzilla
so you will understand
Godzilla
Godzilla is a Giant iguana
Dinosaur from deep in the Ocean
Who feeds on Radioactivity
And eats People
And Matthew Broderick
Godzilla speaks perfect English
He says
I don’t care if you were in
Ferris Bueler
Or on Broadway
I’ll eat you just the same
Grr-roar Blah blah blah blue blue blue
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I’m sorry, what did you say?
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This is complete nonsense
Have you no conscience?
This means nothing
You’re just bluffing
Call this art?
You should tear it apart
It has no feeling
Most unappealing
Put it to scrap
This load of crap
Sod off
Blah, Blah, Blah
Hah, Hah, Hah!
She's all blah
Unlike aha!
Needle on a thorn
A single kernel of corn,
Deserted land
An empty hand,
Vanilla ice cream
The kind you don't scream
For, strawberry without a straw
Makes for a boring berry cole slaw,
She's all blah
Unlike Moore's law,
A single star
Seen from a parked car,
In a simple night
Like a barren kite,
Kool aid without the cool
A non Swiss army tool,
Such is this her bore
An eaten apple core,
She's all blah
Unlike an outlaw...
should I vote this time
candidates lie all are slime
should I just don't vote
or stay home and stay afloat
progressive or conservative they say
whats the use they are all made of clay
big donors buy them and sell them
they use them as gum and chew them
then spit them out after they lose their flavor
these wretched whores then ask us far a favor
to make America grade again they say
and like fools we again vote for people of clay
MEDIA blah blah blah
pixels preened
behind the screen
bovine’s masticating cud
meadows buzz
with fervent grass
lush and bombastic
each host coerces
the baton
mouths go on and on
chlorophyll on careening tongue
resurgence of bile
coterminous commentary regurgitates...
i’m caught in the loop
i press a button
the curtain falls
i sip “soup”
7/14/2017
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