Best Blah Poems

Stone pillars erected against the gales, 
Silenced in buried secrets deep. 

Hurled discourse from crested toppled waves,
Endless tattle tossed in a heap....

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Words, words and more words

A chaotic battle of words

Wanting to be heard

Trying to out-word

Having the last word

Too many words

And all that is heard

               IS

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
...

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I don't have to tell you,
You know.

You do have to tell me,
'cause I don't.

Razor's edge.

Stand your ground.

Or maybe we could talk it out?

Women know stuff
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

yep...

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I knew muse senses were waning
 when I rose so late from bed.
All the world seems spinning
 and sleepiness still dances in my head.
Some days life just gets you down
 and nothing you can do to change it.
So here I am just pondering displaying a...

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itch itch itch moan moan
whine wine white wine whine wine whine
obsession, who me?

whimpy whiney groan
tear out my heart - pity me
"grumpalotamous"

wa waa waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa
get up grow up shut up please
want my Wrenna back...

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Who cares about the slanders of olden days?
If today I say I’m willing to die for all man’s sins
And I really, truly mean it
Would you call me the savior of humanity?
Would you call me the Blasphemous antichrist?
Or would you crucify me for believing too much?
I...

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You need to watch this 
Video of Godzilla 
so you will understand 
Godzilla 

Godzilla is a Giant iguana 
Dinosaur from deep in the Ocean
Who feeds on Radioactivity 

And eats People
And Matthew Broderick 

Godzilla speaks perfect English 
He says
I don’t care if you were in
Ferris Bueler...

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MEDIA blah blah blah

pixels preened
behind the screen
                  bovine’s masticating cud
               meadows buzz
  ...

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Blah blah blah blah blah
My eyes glaze over and you don’t notice or care
Blah blah blah blah blah
Permission denied to use my headspace for waste disposal
Blah blah blah blah blah
I keep desperately hoping this will all soon end
Blah blah blah blah blah
How can you live...

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Blah de blah de Blah
Its MTV hottest new Rap star
Look at his pimped up car
He drinks crystal at every bar
His video has featured 50 Women thus far
As he sings , Blah de blah de Blah
Jam comes in a jar
Roads are made of tar
I am huge...

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Blah
Blah
Blah

I’m sorry, what did you say?

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Whatever

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This is complete nonsense
Have you no conscience?
This means nothing
You’re just bluffing
Call this art?
You should tear it apart
It has no feeling
Most unappealing
Put it...

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Im trying to tell you how I feel
Im trying to tell you what I want
Im trying to tell you what I need
Im trying to tell you how we can fix this 
but all you are hearing is
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
Im trying to show you what I...

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Bored of life,
my heart it aches.
I'm sick of strife,
I'm done with pain.

I do not like
 your ugly spells,
but love, you cast them
very well.

Detach myself,
from such torture.
You're weak with wealth
break me some more...

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She's all blah
Unlike aha!
Needle on a thorn
A single kernel of corn,
Deserted land
An empty hand,
Vanilla ice cream
The kind you don't scream
For, strawberry without a straw
Makes for a boring berry cole slaw,
She's all blah
Unlike Moore's law,
A single star
Seen from a parked car,
In a simple night
Like a barren...

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