Best Blah Poems
Words, words and more words
A chaotic battle of words
Wanting to be heard
Trying to out-word
Having the last word
Too many words
And all that is heard
IS
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
Stone pillars erected against the gales,
Silenced in buried secrets deep.
Hurled discourse from crested toppled waves,
Endless tattle tossed in a heap.
I don't have to tell you,
You know.
You do have to tell me,
'cause I don't.
Razor's edge.
Stand your ground.
Or maybe we could talk it out?
Women know stuff
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yep
I knew muse senses were waning
when I rose so late from bed.
All the world seems spinning
and sleepiness still dances in my head.
Some days life just gets you down
and nothing you can do to change it.
So here I am just pondering displaying a frown
that the day is lost and I just blew it.
What's left to say?
Blah, blah, blah.
blah blah blah poem blah blah blah love something about a horse? I don't know. Blah blah blah blah blah unicorn! Blah blah blah blah blaaah pizza? YUM! Blah blah blah blah vampires? SOunds sexy. Blah blah blah blah car. Sounds.... Mechanical. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah SONIC!!!! Let's go get a freaking slushy! Blah blah blah MY MOM! Awh, I love her soooooo. Blah blah blah hi. I'm schizophrenic. Blah blah blah BUS! This thing is yellow and it looks yellow too. Blah blah blah THAI FOOD! Never tried it before.... Blah blah blah a hole. I don't want to fall in it. Then I might have to say "Help I've fallen (in a hole) and I can't get up (out)!" ANd the worst part is, I might have to say it in French. And I don't even know that much because I don't listen in class and people are going to think that I need Life Alert or that I'm schizophrenic or HEY... There's a bird! Blah blah blah I don't know. I wasn't the one that came up with this stinkin' poem. NERT MER FERLT! Blah blah blah ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S! Blah blah blah DEAD COW! MOOOOO-RRRRRRRRR.... (Gag, gag, gag, silence.......) Blah blah blah I can sing, I can dance... I don't really have too much to saaaaaaa-aaaaaay. Blah blah blah treeeeee. Blah blah blah Uhm uhm uhm uhmm...... Blah blah blah pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft... Someone farted. Blah blah blah `c dloedr <- I bet you thought that said *****.
itch itch itch moan moan
whine wine white wine whine wine whine
obsession, who me?
whimpy whiney groan
tear out my heart - pity me
"grumpalotamous"
wa waa waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa
get up grow up shut up please
want my Wrenna back
You need to watch this
Video of Godzilla
so you will understand
Godzilla
Godzilla is a Giant iguana
Dinosaur from deep in the Ocean
Who feeds on Radioactivity
And eats People
And Matthew Broderick
Godzilla speaks perfect English
He says
I don’t care if you were in
Ferris Bueler
Or on Broadway
I’ll eat you just the same
Grr-roar Blah blah blah blue blue blue
Who cares about the slanders of olden days?
If today I say I’m willing to die for all man’s sins
And I really, truly mean it
Would you call me the savior of humanity?
Would you call me the Blasphemous antichrist?
Or would you crucify me for believing too much?
I too am molded in His image you know
Those poor ignorant martyrs couldn’t see
I cannot see how much has changed
It’s still the blind leading the blind
I will proceed towards a hasty retreat
I will be the nerd branded in silence
In the circle of popular beliefs
I will be the gay guy of non compliance
With so called opinionated decrees
I might be banished into the dark
But uniquely, I’ll make stars
And proudly call them my own
MEDIA blah blah blah
pixels preened
behind the screen
bovine’s masticating cud
meadows buzz
with fervent grass
lush and bombastic
each host coerces
the baton
mouths go on and on
chlorophyll on careening tongue
resurgence of bile
coterminous commentary regurgitates...
i’m caught in the loop
i press a button
the curtain falls
i sip “soup”
7/14/2017
light poetry
Fa, la, la,
the politicians stump.
Blah, blah, blah,
It's Donald Trump.
Oh La la, we've hit a bump.
Shangri-La or Mein Kampf?
blah blah blah blah blah
my eyes glaze over and you don’t notice or care
blah blah blah blah blah
permission denied to use my headspace for waste disposal
blah blah blah blah blah
I keep desperately hoping this will all soon end
blah blah blah blah blah
how can you live with all that crap building up inside
infesting every corner of your darkened mind
looks to me like a pus infected bubbling cauldron
blah blah blah blah blah
for God’s sake open the window and let some sun in
blah blah blah blah blah
let that putrid and rancid air escape
I see your blood pressure escalating
all I can do is shake my head
your spirit is trapped under that pile of rubbish
blah blah blah blah blah
totally impervious to your dire need of an intervention
overwhelmed with your exponential decline
I don’t know how I can help set you free
you’ll never find your way out
until you realize your demons are within
and you really do hold the options to free yourself
AP: Honorable Mention 2025, Honorable Mention 2020
Blah
Blah
Blah
I’m sorry, what did you say?
Blah di Blah
Blah di Blah
Blah di Blah
Whatever
Blah di Blah di Blah
Blah di Blah di Blah
Blah di Blah di Blah
This is complete nonsense
Have you no conscience?
This means nothing
You’re just bluffing
Call this art?
You should tear it apart
It has no feeling
Most unappealing
Put it to scrap
This load of crap
Sod off
Blah, Blah, Blah
Hah, Hah, Hah!
Blah de blah de Blah
Its MTV hottest new Rap star
Look at his pimped up car
He drinks crystal at every bar
His video has featured 50 Women thus far
As he sings , Blah de blah de Blah
Jam comes in a jar
Roads are made of tar
I am huge rap star
Hey what rhymes with star
Oh yeah , Have you seen my pimped up car
Yet they are all covered in bling
Even though none of them can sing
Make my ear's sting
With the the noise they bring
The cash register's seem to still go ping
A Ching a Ching , Ching
Bored of life,
my heart it aches.
I'm sick of strife,
I'm done with pain.
I do not like
your ugly spells,
but love, you cast them
very well.
Detach myself,
from such torture.
You're weak with wealth
break me some more
Im trying to tell you how I feel
Im trying to tell you what I want
Im trying to tell you what I need
Im trying to tell you how we can fix this
but all you are hearing is
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
Im trying to show you what I need
Im trying to show you where we can go
Im trying to show you that something good will come out of our problems
Im trying to show you that GOD has a plan
but all you are hearing is
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
I trying but im giving up and walking out of your life
O now the table has turn
Now you trying to tell me baby im sorry
Now you trying to tell me baby you was right
Now you trying to tell me baby you was the best thing I ever had
Now you trying to tell me baby you are the only women I want to be with
But all I am hearing is
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
Now you are trying to show me that you Love me
Now you are trying to show me that you need me
Now you are trying to show me that it hurts that I am not in your life
Now you are trying to show me that you made a big mistake
But all I am hearins is
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!