Black Humor Poems | Examples


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FAKE BLINDNESS poetrix



     



      It is not a person who is born blind,
         who does not want to see,
       but rather out of convenience...!

Black Humor

At the police station a case of a guy stabbed
48 times and one last cut on the neck ...
The experts came to the conclusion that the guy
committed suicide ...!
48 stabs himself and cut his neck ...!?

Another guy shot himself in the ear and didn't die ...
He didn't talk, took the revolver and gave
another shot in the other ear ... is it? suicide
2 shots in the ears ...!?

Third case a guy jumped out of a building
19 floors ... hit the ground and didn't die ...
got up, took the elevator and off he went
shoot again ... !!! will it be possible...!?

Black Humor In a Grey Area

there was a redneck scarlet woman
who screamed blue murder
after seeing red in a blue movie
making purple passionate love in the pink
to the yellow peril who was green with envy


A Pie Rhyme

i have been hating you so long time
that strictly speaking i forgot
why strictly speaking i so hate you
and who you strictly speaking are

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish'ok-pirozh'ok" (a pie rhyme). It's an iambic tetrameter quatrain, a feminine ending in the first and third lines, no rhymes, punctuation and capital letters. The content is frivolous or humorous. Black humor is welcome. Something like an English limerick, but simpler. Hoping, the soupers would like it)

* Translation. © djfedos

A Pie Rhyme

oh no said sandra and ran out
the chapel the invited guests
the priest the family the girlfriends
look at the empty hearse in awe 

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish'ok-pirozh'ok" (a pie rhyme). It's an iambic tetrameter quatrain, a feminine ending in the first and third lines, no rhymes, punctuation and capital letters. The content is frivolous or humorous. Black humor is welcome. Something like an English limerick, but simpler. Hoping, the soupers would like it)

* Translation. © ironichna-osoba

A Pie Rhyme

i am the only one who knows
we broke up on the other hand
about the fact we were lovers
nobody knows even you

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish'ok-pirozh'ok" (a pie rhyme). It's an iambic tetrameter quatrain, a feminine ending in the first and third lines, no rhymes, punctuation and capital letters. The content is frivolous or humorous. Black humor is welcome. Something like an English limerick, but simpler. Hoping, the soupers would like it)

*Translation. © i-mel


A Pie Rhyme

a quiz a drama by shakespeare
the answers possible afreet
othello frued prosopagnosia
sesquipedalian subfusc

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish'ok-pirozh'ok" (a pie rhyme). It's an iambic tetrameter quatrain, a feminine ending in the first and third lines, no rhymes, punctuation and capital letters. The content is frivolous or humorous. Black humor is welcome. Something like an English limerick, but simpler. Hoping, the soupers would like it)

A Pie Rhyme

i've put my hands over your eyes oh
i’d better not do that andre
bernard fernando francis clement
george jeffrey harry gregory

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish'ok-pirozh'ok" (a pie rhyme). It's an iambic tetrameter quatrain, a feminine ending in the first and third lines, no rhymes, punctuation and capital letters. The content is frivolous or humorous. Black humor is welcome. Something like an English limerick, but simpler. Hoping, the soupers would like it)

A Pie Rhyme

a human rights defender said you
complain in vain about the life 
thanks be to god it’s a free country
nobody's forcing you to live

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish'ok-pirozh'ok" (a pie rhyme). It's an iambic tetrameter quatrain, a feminine ending in the first and third lines, no rhymes, punctuation and capital letters. The content is frivolous or humorous. Black humor is welcome. Something like an English limerick, but simpler. Hoping, the soupers would like it)

* Translation. An anonymous poet.

A Pie Rhyme

the moons cause tides the stars cause yawning
the midday sun can cause sunstroke 
a nasa staffer thought before he
passed out on miami beach

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish'ok-pirozh'ok" (a pie rhyme). It's an iambic tetrameter quatrain, a feminine ending in the first and third lines, no rhymes, punctuation and capital letters. The content is frivolous or humorous. Black humor is welcome. Something like an English limerick, but simpler. Hoping, the soupers would like it)

Premium Member Grossialdo

in memory of my great friend
Rudi Rubberoid

Grossialdo! Grossialdo!
Rip the face off Uncle Waldo!
Scare that fellow once too often!
Nail 'im in a wooden coffin!
Plant 'im nicely six feet under!
Leave 'im there and let 'im wonder!
Dig 'im up when heartbeat ceases!
Cook 'im for his giggly nieces!—
Yuk! Old Waldo's brain is oozy!
I can't look! It makes me whoozy!
Ship the corpse to Colorado!
To his mother! GROSSIALDO!




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[This poem first appeared in a mail artist magazine edited by Rudi Rubberoid, Nomo the Zine Spring 1994. It was collected in my volume Daisy Zoo and Other Punk-ass Nonsense.]

Premium Member Haiku Inspired By Video Games

angry birds in flight
think of how you’d feel -
black humor perhaps

Brian Johnston
July 12, 2016

Nightman

The dark crept with its black humor
Rallied at the little girls feet
Dared her to move by casting his shadow
Made of a witches broom and a boogeyman
He screamed at the trees and made the tremble
While she grabbed tighter her blanket
Said louder her prayers
That made the dark hiss and react
Moved his apparition under her bed
Then roun' to her closet
With his shady hands he triggers a sound almost like a creek
Lulled the chill bumps from her shoulders
Shut down the night-light
Making it dim and of no help
The black of night
Will laugh into the wolfs howl
Dominating the suns anticipated descend

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