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Black Humor

At the police station a case of a guy stabbed 48 times and one last cut on the neck ... The experts came to the conclusion that the guy committed suicide ...! 48 stabs himself and cut his neck ...!? Another guy shot himself in the ear and didn't die ... He didn't talk, took the revolver and gave another shot in the other ear ... is it? suicide 2 shots in the ears ...!? Third case a guy jumped out of a building 19 floors ... hit the ground and didn't die ... got up, took the elevator and off he went shoot again ... !!! will it be possible...!?

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Jeff Connelly

Date: 4/11/2020 2:41:00 AM

I think if I were going to jump off a building but not die, I would keep trying and trying; hoping the old adage is true, "Three times is a charm." I love to shoot guns, but wouldn't trust my aim LOL. Thanks Alkas.

Alkas Poetry
Date: 4/11/2020 9:26:00 AM

THANK YOU DEAR JEFF... NOT BACK YET... HUGS ALKAS

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 4/9/2020 4:44:00 PM

Hello Alakas Poetry, Hi! It is nice to see you back. I say yes it could be a suicide.Two shots in the ear.is a suicide. It is nice to see you back my friend. Salute xx Darlene.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 4/11/2020 5:54:00 PM

Alakas Poetry are you sick? Or something wrong in the family? I hope nothing seriously is wrong. Be safe, be strong. Salute Darlene xx

Alkas Poetry
Date: 4/11/2020 9:27:00 AM

THANK TOU MT DEAREST, NOT BACK AKREADY,,, SOON SOME DAY, KISSES AND HUGS, ALKAS