Black Humor

At the police station a case of a guy stabbed
48 times and one last cut on the neck ...
The experts came to the conclusion that the guy
committed suicide ...!
48 stabs himself and cut his neck ...!?

Another guy shot himself in the ear and didn't die ...
He didn't talk, took the revolver and gave
another shot in the other ear ... is it? suicide
2 shots in the ears ...!?

Third case a guy jumped out of a building
19 floors ... hit the ground and didn't die ...
got up, took the elevator and off he went
shoot again ... !!! will it be possible...!?
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Connelly Avatar
April 11, 2020 at 2:41 AM
I think if I were going to jump off a building but not die, I would keep trying and trying; hoping the old adage is true, "Three times is a charm." I love to shoot guns, but wouldn't trust my aim LOL. Thanks Alkas.
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April 11, 2020 at 9:26 AM
THANK YOU DEAR JEFF... NOT BACK YET... HUGS ALKAS
De Beaulieu Avatar
April 9, 2020 at 4:44 PM
Hello Alakas Poetry, Hi! It is nice to see you back. I say yes it could be a suicide.Two shots in the ear.is a suicide. It is nice to see you back my friend. Salute xx Darlene.
De Beaulieu Avatar
April 11, 2020 at 5:54 PM
Alakas Poetry are you sick? Or something wrong in the family? I hope nothing seriously is wrong. Be safe, be strong. Salute Darlene xx
Poetry Avatar
April 11, 2020 at 9:27 AM
THANK TOU MT DEAREST, NOT BACK AKREADY,,, SOON SOME DAY, KISSES AND HUGS, ALKAS
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