Funny Birthday Poems
These Funny Birthday poems are examples of Birthday poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Birthday Funny poems written by international poets.
TiltThe machine lit up
like a small cathedral—
chrome saints hopping
under glass,
the silver gospel
of the pinball
spinning wild
between my hands.
It was my birthday—
twenty-one—
and free beers
rang up...
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birthday, cat, drink, funny,
The Tale of Two PatricksMy father was born,
Late on the eve of St. Patrick’s Day,
Inspiring nurses to insist the babe’s name be Patrick,
To which, my grandparents laughed and chose...
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allegory, anniversary, birth, birthday,
Holiday HijinksGrandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!
...
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birthday, 11th grade, anxiety, april,
Jill and Bill
Jill and Bill went up the hill
for a little mid-day thrill.
Nine months to the day,
you pay if you play.
Jill had not been on the pill!!
...
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birth, birthday, fun, funny,
Thirty-three BThirty-three, what a wonderful age to be,
Not only is it alliterative, but,
Funny; geometrically.
Putting this frivolity aside.
You are a wise sage, a visionary,
A much-appreciated inspiration to...
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birthday,
Wanting What Was, Having What AmYesterday, I was 61. I was young and spry, :).
But today, I am 62. I am old and slow, :(.
Wanting for what I was, :(....
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age, funny, happy birthday,
Four hundredI love you, I love you not
Just let me take all you got
Just a money bot
Everyone is out to take
Bad decisions are easy to...
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birth, birthday,
The Eddie Poem - To My Nephew, EddieEddie McGuire made us all groan,
Eddie the eighth (VIII) abdicated the throne.
Eddie "The Eagle" flew through the sky,
Eddie Van Halen made his guitar cry.
Eddies Murphy...
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birthday, family, funny, silly,
Happy Birthday, Sister MineEverything your heart desires,
All that for you life requires,
Can be boiled down to one thing,
That in this gift resides.
Want you not the treasured things,
That others...
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birthday, fun, funny, humor,
Miss CarlinaMISS CARLINA
Hey, dearly Miss Carlina,
your beauty radiates inner
and settles amicably on the outer.
Your vibes strike hard from distance,
And paint the colours of romance.
I welcome...
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1st grade, birthday, celebration,
Happy Birthday - Nr
A sweet bunny is having a birth ... day,
happy, happy, happy birthday we say!
And we sing a song ... la, la, la, la, la,
you...
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birthday, nursery rhyme,
Tiktok Songs - Part 1I’m chilling and doing homework tonight. Leaning into it.
Last night one of our suitemates (Julia) turned 21 - she’s barable. Not that we get carded...
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birthday, boyfriend, drink, school,
Dear LallaDear Lalla
Let me say something on this special day
Though we are far apart,
You'll be always in my heart.
I cherish those moments,
Our silly fights and funny...
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birthday,
ClownClown catches coming children with his magic
Coming hurriedly to him
Though tied he continued his presentation
Never let go of curious children
Clown did his best for the...
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3rd grade, birthday, child,
EightyBacon and eggs each morning his treat
Chocolate and candy and all that's sweet
No helmet with pedal
No seat belt to meddle
Making eighty years old was no...
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age, birthday,